Zombie Apocolypse: What is to your left?

[jordanvraptor]

How far to the left? 10 feet to the left and I have a full set of kitchen knives. Otherwise I'll have to make do with a Canon printer... If I was dyslexic I would have a .38 revolver and a Beretta 9mm in a handgun safe...

 

[Bunny]

Reminds me of something Monty Python did!

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[salmonriverjohn]

Well,, since the three ladies,, 'wife, daughter and friend' are preparing to go on a cow Elk hunt this morning the zombies are in for a heck of a welcoming committee as there sits a .338 a .30-06 and a .308 about ten feet away.
Just beyond that on the back porch in the mud room lay one rottweiler, one German Sheppard and two Queensland healers. If they get past the mongrel hoard,, they have to face the wife @ 5:30am,, its going to be a bad morning for the zombies

 

[Wheeler44]

This will be interesting; 1-8oz can of TetraGun aerosol cleaner and light lubricant , a 150g can of Drum rolling tobacco and a set of molded earplugs. I am gonna have to get creative.

 

[nwo]

My sleeping Dachshund.

 

[Bhowe]

1/5 of Absenthe

 

[MA Duce]

A pellet stove, (Are Zombies flammable?) and the door to the kitchen.......might have some old cheese in the fridge.

 

[Gunner69]

When this was first posted I was at work and immediately to my left was an entire room of toxic/flammable/pyrophoric gases.. while interesting not the best for the Zombie Appocolypse. Now that I'm home, immediately to my left are my gunsafe and my ammo locker... I think Im set.

 

[brianjronk]

A refrigerator...

...Don't worry, it's stainless.

 

[Wallygator]

Its my lucky day! Because I am waiting to go to the range......to my left is a 16" Ar15 with 2 already loaded mags and a suppressor, an M1A with 2 loaded mags also, and a 1911, and some more ammo for these. And a Beagle-Basset hound mix (hopefully she can sniff out the zombies for me). Good thing I'm waiting for the wife to wake up from her nap, otherwise all that stuff wouldn't be there, except the dog.


WG

 

[BlvdKing]

Fenix LD-10, Kershaw Blur, and my lazy but loud Chocolate Lab

 

[husker]

A vegan.

 

[Tactical SS]

Approximately 20 miles to my left is Joint Base Lewis McCord. I win!

 

[Swedish K]

A vegan.

quick pick up the vegan and use it as a battering ram on them until it cant walk straight - then sacrifice the vegan for the cause - it should give them something to gnaw on long enough for you to better arm yourself... oh wait... do zombies eat vegan?

 

[4dogs]

4 lbs. of fuzzy fury

Ditto on the Monte Python...big teeth, nasty attitude!

 

[Graffin]

To my left is a closet where I keep all my ammunition, which does me little good because the guns are all locked up in the bedroom.

At least my tool box is in there, so I can grab a hammer and a couple screwdrivers.

 

[Bunny]

Ditto on the Monte Python...big teeth, nasty attitude!

Haha yep, don't let the cuteness fool you.

 

[SCTSQRL]

My options at this time appear to be a passport, a wax covered menorah, a desk humidor, and an unloaded AR-15 with no bolt carrier group. So, I think I am boned. If pressed, I suppose I would use the rifle as a dominant hand club, while parrying with the menorah off hand. Untrained, I think that incurs a -4 penalty.

 

[GFO]

This game sucks. 1 empty beer, sunglasses, 1 tube of Blistex, a check & deposit slip and a table lamp. MacGyver help me!

 

[SCTSQRL]

Here is how you are best served:

• Break beer bottle.
• De-shade and unscrew lightbulb from lamp.
• Create suction pocket and combine sharp bottle neck to socket end of lamp, using blistex as extra adhesive
• Proceed to bank, cash check, purchase duct tape for more permanent melee use of lamp-spear, or purchase gun.