Your go to (bump in the night) gun

[gmerkt]

I'm partial to shotguns as defensive weapons. But I keep a baseball bat next to my bed. If someone comes into the house while I'm asleep, they already have a huge advantage over me. To say nothing of my being nearsighted, and of course when I get up out of bed, first thing needed is the eye glasses. Which greatly help in sorting out what it is I might or might not be called upon to shoot at. And of course I'm hearing impaired and I don't wear HA to bed. So maybe that is a plus, they can come in, help themselves, I won't know about it, and everyone is safer for it.

 

[Nosferatu]

I'm not sure I can. I don't have a gun.

What About a Girl?

 

[Flopsweat]

What About a Girl?

Stop, you're going to give me an aneurysm.

 

[Nosferatu]

Stop, you're going to give me an aneurysm.

Nevermind. Do you need some Lithium?

(effing hell I know too much Nirvana!)

 

[Stomper]

Stop, you're going to give me an aneurysm.

 

[Flopsweat]

OK, OK back on topic. Here's a pic of me with my Remmington Model 11 in 20 gauge.



It's actually my things that go bump in the garage gun, but it'll do.

 

[Nosferatu]

OK, OK back on topic. Here's a pic of me with my Remmington Model 11 in 20 gauge.

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It's actually my things that go bump in the garage gun, but it'll do.

I dig the outfit. You really Came as you Were there.

 

[Flopsweat]

I dig the outfit. You really Came as you Were there.

Not trying to be a big cheese or anything.

 

[Nosferatu]

Not trying to be a big cheese or anything.

Yet you still know how to Milk It.

 

[Flopsweat]

Yet you still know how to Milk It.

That's me: endless, nameless.

 

[Nosferatu]

That's me: endless, nameless.

A Scentless Apprentice.

 

[Flopsweat]

A Scentless Apprentice.

I should start a lounge act.

 

[Nosferatu]

I should start a lounge act.

You ARE a lounge act!

 

[Flopsweat]

You ARE a lounge act!

I call the act Mr. Moustache.

 

[Nosferatu]

I call the act Mr. Moustache.

I thought it would be Endless & Nameless.

 

[Flopsweat]

I thought it would be Endless & Nameless.

I already used that one <scoff>.

 

[Nosferatu]

I already used that one <scoff>.

Yeah, but it Blew

 

[Flopsweat]

Yeah, but it Blew

Don't be sappy.

 

[Nosferatu]

Don't be sappy.

Ok, Polly.

 

[Flopsweat]

Ok, Polly.

Don't be so negative creep.