You Know You Like Your AK-47 TOO MUCH When...

[SurvivalistSong]

You know you like your AK-47 too much when...

you can't open your toothpaste tube in the morning because you think its reverse threaded.

you can't open a jar of pickles because you think its reverse threaded.

Uncle Rick, the vietnam vet, hates your guts.

you open a can of tuna, and are disappointed not to find surplus ammo inside.

you open a can of spam, and are diappointed not to find surplus ammo inside.

your home is full of siberian hardwood furniture.

you think britain's HMS Elizabeth is simply a minor upgrade from the H-47 Elizabeth.

you wonder where your wife's charging handle is so that you could cock it back and make her "ready to rock and roll" in bed.

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[Ironbar]

You know you like your AK-47 too much when you name your dog, Mikhail.

 

[SurvivalistSong]

you know you like your ak-47 too much when you get an A+ in the class, but you demand the teacher to give you an AK.

 

[oasis618]

You know you like your AK-47 too much when you make a thread about knowing you like your AK-47 too much.

 

[Levetti]

You know you like your AK too much when you buy bakelite silverware sets that match you AK mags.

 

[MasterChief]

You know you love your AK too much when you shoot your AR with an off-canted sight picture

 

[Levetti]

You know you love your AK too much when you can't get the battery pack in your cordless drill because you're trying to "rock it in."

 

[teflon6string]

"...That's a knife."

 

[JeremyK]

You know you liked your AK too much when you finally shot an AR15 and actually hit what you were aiming at!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

You know you like your AK-47 too much...
When you wonder if your girlfriend has a chrome lined bore as well...
( If too much happy to delete )
Andy

 

[BDA.45]

You know you like your AK too much when Chuck Norris.........well, nevermind....

 

[Levetti]

You know you like your AK-47 too much...
When you wonder if your girlfriend has a chrome lined bore as well...
( If too much happy to delete )
Andy

If you would have mentioned something about round count, then it might have been too much

 

[Who The F R U]

Man I hate Ak's...................



Well, not really.

 

[cigars]

You know you like your AK too much when Chuck Norris.........well, nevermind....

Oh great, now some clown is going to start a Chuck Norris thread.....

 

[STUKA]

You know you love your AK too much when-
(Edited,because,"think of the children")

 

[JeremyK]

You know you love your AK too much when-View attachment 428264
(Edited,because,"think of the children")

I was wondering when you were going to chime in on this one

 

[DunRanull]

You know you like your AK too much when...
You find yourself asking the local Russian Orthodox priest to serve a Panikhida for the departed Mikhail Kalashnikov.. and submitting his name for commemoration in the Proskomedia before Divine Liturgy.
From what I understand, M K died in a State of Grace with God and His Holy Church.... Amen

 

[Ironbar]

You know you like your AK too much when you buy bakelite silverware sets that match you AK mags.

You seriously revived a six year old thread? Were you bored or something?

 

[slimmer13]

You seriously revived a six year old thread? Were you bored or something?

You seriously cared enough to call him out. Are you?

 

[STUKA]

Maybe,just maybe he was as bored as you must be to try to belittle him for it?

Slimer13 beat me to it by mere seconds...