You Know You Like Your AK-47 TOO MUCH When...

Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by SurvivalistSong, Jan 17, 2012.

  1. SurvivalistSong

    SurvivalistSong
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    You know you like your AK-47 too much when...

    you can't open your toothpaste tube in the morning because you think its reverse threaded.

    you can't open a jar of pickles because you think its reverse threaded.

    Uncle Rick, the vietnam vet, hates your guts.

    you open a can of tuna, and are disappointed not to find surplus ammo inside.

    you open a can of spam, and are diappointed not to find surplus ammo inside.

    your home is full of siberian hardwood furniture.

    you think britain's HMS Elizabeth is simply a minor upgrade from the H-47 Elizabeth.

    you wonder where your wife's charging handle is so that you could cock it back and make her "ready to rock and roll" in bed.
     
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  2. Ironbar

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    You know you like your AK-47 too much when you name your dog, Mikhail.
     
  3. SurvivalistSong

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    you know you like your ak-47 too much when you get an A+ in the class, but you demand the teacher to give you an AK.
     
  4. oasis618

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    You know you like your AK-47 too much when you make a thread about knowing you like your AK-47 too much.
     
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  5. Levetti

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    You know you like your AK too much when you buy bakelite silverware sets that match you AK mags.
     
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    You know you love your AK too much when you shoot your AR with an off-canted sight picture
     
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  7. Levetti

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    You know you love your AK too much when you can't get the battery pack in your cordless drill because you're trying to "rock it in."
     
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    "...That's a knife."

    ak bayonet.jpg
     
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  9. JeremyK

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    You know you liked your AK too much when you finally shot an AR15 and actually hit what you were aiming at! :s0115:
     
  10. AndyinEverson

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    You know you like your AK-47 too much...
    When you wonder if your girlfriend has a chrome lined bore as well...:eek::D
    ( If too much happy to delete )
    Andy
     
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    You know you like your AK too much when Chuck Norris.........well, nevermind....
     
  12. Levetti

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    If you would have mentioned something about round count, then it might have been too much :D
     
  13. Who The F R U

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    Man I hate Ak's...................

    AK's.jpg

    Well, not really.
     
  14. cigars

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    Oh great, now some clown is going to start a Chuck Norris thread.....:rolleyes:
     
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  15. STUKA

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    You know you love your AK too much when- 20180205_231959.jpg
    (Edited,because,"think of the children")
     
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  16. JeremyK

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    I was wondering when you were going to chime in on this one :rolleyes:
     
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  17. DunRanull

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    You know you like your AK too much when...
    You find yourself asking the local Russian Orthodox priest to serve a Panikhida for the departed Mikhail Kalashnikov.. and submitting his name for commemoration in the Proskomedia before Divine Liturgy.:)
    From what I understand, M K died in a State of Grace with God and His Holy Church.... Amen
     
  18. Ironbar

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    You seriously revived a six year old thread? Were you bored or something?
     
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    You seriously cared enough to call him out. Are you? ;)
     
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  20. STUKA

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    Maybe,just maybe he was as bored as you must be to try to belittle him for it?

    Slimer13 beat me to it by mere seconds...
     
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