You know you like your AK-47 too much when... you can't open your toothpaste tube in the morning because you think its reverse threaded. you can't open a jar of pickles because you think its reverse threaded. Uncle Rick, the vietnam vet, hates your guts. you open a can of tuna, and are disappointed not to find surplus ammo inside. you open a can of spam, and are diappointed not to find surplus ammo inside. your home is full of siberian hardwood furniture. you think britain's HMS Elizabeth is simply a minor upgrade from the H-47 Elizabeth. you wonder where your wife's charging handle is so that you could cock it back and make her "ready to rock and roll" in bed.