Stupid thoughts

[Flopsweat]

Plant or weed?

 

[Happyguy]

But if you set it free, it will come back so it must be love!

 

[Xaevian]

But if you set it free, it will come back so it must be love!

Nah, that's called "herpes".

 

[Happyguy]

Have you ever wondered why we have a shortage of gas and other goods but we seem to have an increase in dumb asses?

 

[Ura-Ki]

Have you ever wondered why we have a shortage of gas and other goods but we seem to have an increase in dumb asses?

I blame the voters, but that's just me!

 

[Flopsweat]

The Man-De what?

 

[Flopsweat]

Vegan, I'd rather they thought I was...

 

[Flopsweat]

She's no Cinderella but she'll do.

 

[Cavedweller]

A guy walked into a bar. He said "Ouch!"

 

[Flopsweat]

Boomerram.

 

[Flopsweat]

You get the point.

 

[Rkangel]

Have you ever wondered why we have a shortage of gas and other goods but we seem to have an increase in dumb asses?

I blame the voters, but that's just me!

For the political ones, yes voters can be blamed. For the neighbor, he was born that way (plus the last few remaining brain cells have been destroyed by copious amounts of cheap booze and recreational pharmaceuticals).

 

[sobo]

I just invented this. I'm so proud of myself...

 

[Flopsweat]

I just invented this. I'm so proud of myself...

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Does it get warm after a little while?

 

[sobo]

Does it get warm after a little while?

Actually, it gets pretty hot right away! Haven't figured out why just yet...

 

[Flopsweat]

Actually, it gets pretty hot right away! Haven't figured out why just yet...

At least you had that spark of inspiration.

 

[Flopsweat]

I saw this today in a list of insults.

You're not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don't die.

 

[Flopsweat]

Spaniel L. Jackson

 

[Xaevian]

Why does it matter if someone doesn't know what apocalypse means? It's not like it's the end of the world.

 

[Flopsweat]

Fart squirrels.