Stupid thoughts

[Flopsweat]

Ratchet Time is not the name of a song.

 

[Happyguy]

So if you get up in the morning and go down at night, what do you do in the middle of the day, go sideways?

 

[Flopsweat]

Fish are good for you.

 

[sobo]

 

[Rickenbacher39]

Fish are good for you.

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BOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo........

 

[Mike_M57]

A guy ran into his psychiatrists' office, yelling, "Doc! You have to help me! I'm a Tee Pee! I'm a Wigwam! I'M A TEE PEE!! I'M A WIGWAM!!!!"

The doctor said, "Just calm down. You're two tents."

 

[Mike_M57]

So if you get up in the morning and go down at night, what do you do in the middle of the day, go sideways?

Why does day break, but never falls, and night falls, but never breaks?

 

[Happyguy]

If you dug a fire pit and burned enough wood over time to fill it with ash to the brim and a man walked by and you kicked him into the pit, would you technically be kicking him in the ash hole?

 

[sobo]

That was a pretty big wind-up for that pitch...

 

[Flopsweat]

That was a pretty big wind-up for that pitch...

 

[Flopsweat]

2 out of 5 stars, would not go again.

 

[Flopsweat]

I find your lack of caution disturbing.

 

[Flopsweat]

Hey can I ask you a question?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[sobo]

Hey can I ask you a question?

Spoiler: NSFW

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I'm gonna hafta get me some of that...

 

[Mike_M57]

A cargo ship sailing out of China with a load of yo-yos got caught in a hurricane.

It sank 42 times.

 

[Flopsweat]

Hope you didn't pay much for that.

 

[BrentN]

Hope you didn't pay much for that.

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Sometimes those who wander ARE lost!

 

[Xaevian]

Hope you didn't pay much for that.

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Can't spell "compass" without A, S, S.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Hope you didn't pay much for that.

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Only E and W are reversed... bad artist!

Can't spell "compass" without A, S, S.

Indeed however. I have noticed that some car dashboard compasses, particularly those that mount to window or top of dashboard, have reversed their normal orientations so that the driver can actually see the heading/bearing properly from the sides as opposed to from above
(Points N, reads N from the sideways but its on the S side from top view, and so on points W, but reads W from sidways, is on E side from top view)
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[Flopsweat]

Only E and W are reversed... bad artist!

Indeed however. I have noticed that some car dashboard compasses, particularly those that mount to window or top of dashboard, have reversed their normal orientations so that the driver can actually see the heading/bearing properly from the sides as opposed to from above
(Points N, reads N from the sideways but its on the S side from top view, and so on points W, but reads W from sidways, is on E side from top view)
Like this

New Auto Vehicle Navigating Car Compass Ball Adjustable | eBay

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So what we have here is the driver's view. OK.