Stupid thoughts

[sobo]

There are claims that the first hot dog was named the Hot Dachshund Sandwich by its creator, but a reporter couldn't remember how to spell Dachshund so he called it a Hot Dog in his article. Frankfurters are not sandwiches, as they are merely the typical sausage used in creating the hot dog sandwich.

Or one could simply argue that it's meat between two buns, which is a sandwich. This dovetails nicely my opinion that a watercress sandwich is not a sandwich. Sadly, Webster's disagrees with me.

Definition of SANDWICH

two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between; one slice of bread covered with food… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

I would maintain, though, that a hot dog does indeed meet the criteria "two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between".

It's a sandwich.

Well, OK, I may reservedly concede that a hot dog is a "sandwich."
But ain't no way in Hell am I gonna agree that a hot dog is a sammich!!!

 

[pharmseller]

Ask a woman.

It's their job to know.

 

[Flopsweat]

Well, OK, I may reservedly concede that a hot dog is a "sandwich."
But ain't no way in Hell am I gonna agree that a hot dog is a sammich!!!

Conceded.

 

[Xaevian]

Is a hot dog (on a bun) a Sandwich?


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I just flushed a Kentucky Brown. I guess it was squeezed between 2 buns, so, by golly, I just made a sammich!

 

[Flopsweat]

I just flushed a Kentucky Brown. I guess it was squeezed between 2 buns, so, by golly, I just made a sammich!

 

[RicInOR]

Is a hot dog (on a bun) a Sandwich?


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And then of course, today I get this on the Wave *

11 Unexpected Sandwiches, According to Eater Critic Robert Sietsema

New York City’s vast sandwich offerings include crispy potatoes, plantains swapped in for bread, chopped turkey breast, and more

ny.eater.com

*

Alan Tudik guest starred on The Rookie this past week.

 

[Flopsweat]

Champs?

 

[Cavedweller]

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A fsh.

Q: What do you call a Flop without sweat?

A: Someone who cares about personal hygiene.

 

[Rkangel]

Champs?

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I guess either

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wasn't a good acrostic, or "no child left behind" really failed this school.

 

[Flopsweat]

My girlfriend left a note on the refrigerator that said, "This isn't working" but when I opened the fridge the light came on and it was still cold inside. Weird.

 

[Flopsweat]

Whatever this is, I guess it's five bucks.

 

[Xaevian]

Whatever this is, I guess it's five bucks.

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Identity politics strike again...

 

[Flopsweat]

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

 

[Flopsweat]

I just read that there's a study that says 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. I don't want to meet that 5th guy who enjoys it.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

Everybody knows that.

 

[Flopsweat]

I thought it went well.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

 

[Xaevian]

I just saw a crayon on the sidewalk. I won't lie. the first thought through my head was, "Darn, a poor Marine lost his lunch."