Shotgun distance question

[Captain O]

I've been a comedian for 49 years and I saw a Brit in a "Collectible Antique" store (read: expensive junk). I looked at his scraggly white long hair, ratty t-shirt and grubby shorts saying "I hope you took a bath before you came here. The neighbors were complaining about you sleeping under the front porch and growling at those passing by."

I was thrown out of the store.

 

[bbbass]

I'm sorry, but normal people do not feel compelled to ridicule and tease others.

My my... I've been told soooo many times that I'm not normal that I'm starting to feel abused and am getting a complex and feeling sensitive about it... please stop.

 

[bbbass]

Enclosed, please find pic of my ugly crazy mug as requested. God bless brother!