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Pretty Sure Pokemon Idiot Messed His Pants

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by No_Regerts, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. No_Regerts

    No_Regerts United States Well-Known Member

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    I got home from work today and was taking out the garbage. Still have on my duty weapon, badge and single handcuff carrier on. I heard footsteps in the gravel next to the house. I make the corner of the house and definitely hear foot steps. I take a peek to see if its the meter reader or something as I see some strange looking teenage kid with his back to me and he's got the face in the cell phone, totally unaware I was there watching. He is walking toward my back yard gate. Didn't think it necessary to draw on him, but I kept at the corner of the house and decide its time to figure some stuff out.

    "STOP! DO NOT FACE ME! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"

    "Oh my God, I'm looking for pokemon, dont hurt me!"

    "WTF are you thinking boy? You need to get your head out of your azz. You have no right to be on anyone's property! How old are you?"

    "15"

    So, I got his name and his parent's phone number. I gave them a call and it sounds like they aren't too happy about it. Dad told the kid over speakerphone to go home and wait for him to get home from work.

    To be Continued.

    PS, had to look up what a pokemon was. Sounded like a gay Jamaican when I first heard him say it. I can see how this kid will die a virgin if he keeps playing with that crap.
     
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  2. ThemGunsThough

    ThemGunsThough RIP City! Well-Known Member

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    Did he poop himself? lol
     
  3. erudne

    erudne The Pie Matrix PPL Say Sleeping W/Your Rifle Is A bad Thing? Bronze Supporter

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    Just wait till his parents get their cell phone bill
     
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  4. bolus

    bolus Portland Gold Supporter Gold Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    LOL at least these guys are getting exercise running around town playing the Pokemon go game. too bad it does not make them smarter. Fad will be gone in 2-3 months.

    Here are a couple of guys who fell off a cliff playing
    http://archive.is/EFolD
     
  5. mrblond

    mrblond Salem OR Well-Known Member

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    Hope that boy was wearing his brown pants.
     
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  6. No_Regerts

    No_Regerts United States Well-Known Member

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    I just cant believe how stupid someone would have to be to wander on the property of a stranger? Is this some sort of modern natueal selection tool?
     
  7. JTech

    JTech SW Washington Member

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    Thank you for your service to our community.
     
  8. bolus

    bolus Portland Gold Supporter Gold Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    Hahaha. Im laughing my butt off. "Poky Mon" Ah that poor stupid kid. but so funny! :D
     
  9. No_Regerts

    No_Regerts United States Well-Known Member

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    Its an honor
     
  10. Diamondback

    Diamondback A cold, wet green Hell Well-Known Member

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    Pure self-centering, obsessiveness and failure to THINK.

    Doesn't help that the developers put "free stuff" spawn-sites in places like the Holocaust Museum, Arlington Cemetery, other places that are NOT appropriate for "fun and games"... they just throw crap in the game for geolocation to trigger without thinking about who owns the property IRL or what's there.
     
  11. Larrytpdx

    Larrytpdx Portland, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    :s0101::s0104:
     
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  12. No_Regerts

    No_Regerts United States Well-Known Member

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    More like:

    :s0005:
     
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  13. ogre

    ogre Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    Well, I wasn't too dang smart at age 15 myself…….Some here will claim that I'm still not.
     
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  14. ZA_Survivalist

    ZA_Survivalist Oregon AK's all day.

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    kids really need to be re-informed that trespassing is a very real crime and a lot of people myself included do not take kindly to people walking into my yard without permission you handled the situation pretty darn well. i'd also assume some would be burglars may use this as a tactic later on to be able to case a house and take off after explaining it was just for Pokémon
     
  15. Joe13

    Joe13 NW of Vancouver Opinionated & Blunt Bronze Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    Criminals aren't that smart:D
     
  16. nammac

    nammac I-5 Corridor - West of Portland Silver Supporter Silver Supporter

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    Oh great, now you've given them the idea...

    Whats interesting about pokemon go is that the license agreement states the developers have the right to mine any and all data on your device. This is about as intrusive as you can possibly get.

    Ran into a group of teens at the park yesterday playing this, they have no clue whats going on around them...

    Just another process to cleanse the gene pool.
     
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  17. No_Regerts

    No_Regerts United States Well-Known Member

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    Wanna hear something messed up? One of the biggest burglary scams lately is to wear service uniforms, rent a uhaul, and just completely clean people out. With Ft Lewis being so close, people don't bat an eye when they see people packing up and moving. They do this quite a bit in big apartment complexes where no one really knows anyone else.
     
  18. Bazooka Joe

    Bazooka Joe Lower Yakima Valley Well-Known Member

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    The sad thing is that police world wide have had to warn players not to commit crimes or do other stupid things...like walk into trees.
    Police Warn 'Pokémon Go' Players After Increase in Crime - Breitbart (http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/07/14/police-warn-pokemon-go-players-after-increase-in-crime/)

    From Western Australia Police
     
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  19. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    That's awesome.
     
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  20. jsparks747

    jsparks747 Portland, Or Active Member

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    One day that kid will walk into the wrong person's ward and they will beat the crap out of him.
     
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