OWB Wearers Tip

[mkwerx]

I have a perfect solution. We should wear man skirts, er, I mean kilts. Combat kilts with belt loops and cargo pockets, but pleated and with enough room to hike it up while dropping the payload without unbickling or otherwise loosening up the gun. Go traditional aka Commando, and one can practice the Spider Man where you cling to the stall walls and your butt never touches the seat. This is a more advanced form of the hover poop. Careful with splashback tho. May be better to just squat behind a bush, a car, a coworkers desk, or onto the engine block of your nemesis.

 

[Camelfilter]

Be careful with that one. Snatch and grab type thieves have been known to reach over the door and grab whatever may be on the hook.

Sarge is listening, but is not able to reply.

 

[Flopsweat]

I have a perfect solution. We should wear man skirts, er, I mean kilts. Combat kilts with belt loops and cargo pockets, but pleated and with enough room to hike it up while dropping the payload without unbickling or otherwise loosening up the gun. Go traditional aka Commando, and one can practice the Spider Man where you cling to the stall walls and your butt never touches the seat. This is a more advanced form of the hover poop. Careful with splashback tho. May be better to just squat behind a bush, a car, a coworkers desk, or onto the engine block of your nemesis.

Mosquitoes, cats and snakes are some of the many reasons I don't wear kilts.

 

[mkwerx]

Mosquitoes, cats and snakes are some of the many reasons I don't wear kilts.

LoL what about ferrets, squirrels, and curious Scot lasses?

 

[Flopsweat]

LoL what about ferrets, squirrels, and curious Scot lasses?

I put most curious lasses in the plus column. Particularly the Scots.