Negligent Discharge!

[Certaindeaf]

So there I was, getting all ready for a hot date and somehow I got my Pinaud Clubman aftershave confused with my eye drops. Big time.
Don't let familiarity.. oh you know the thing!

As you were.

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[Knobgoblin]

It's good for you, boy . Makes you tough.

 

[Koda]

You had a negligent discharge on a hot date, at least you got some action....

 

[Stomper]

You had a negligent discharge on a hot date, at least you got some action....

Two words that cause shrinkage….


1. Child

2. Support

 

[Koda]

Two words that cause shrinkage….


1. Child

2. Support

aint no dude thinkin of child support on a hot date...

 

[Member 24198]

aint no dude thinkin of child support on a hot date...

With 216 easy monthly payments, you can have a new 18yo made in your image.

 

[Flopsweat]

At least your eyes were smelling all sexy and shet.

 

[TTSX]

aint no dude thinkin of child support on a hot date...

I do. After seeing my coworker get nailed for $600/week I'm force feeding her the pill and double wrapping the ol Tootsie roll.

 

[TTSX]

With 216 easy monthly payments, you can have a new 18yo made in your image.

Who will hate you with every fiber of their being until their late 30s

 

[WAYNO]

Who will hate you with every fiber of their being until their late 30s

So there's still hope with my 37 yo daughter?

 

[Member 53867]

With 216 easy monthly payments, you can have a new 18yo made in your image.

Sounds like a late night infomercial "... and if you act now, this brand-new set of steak knives! Operators are standing by!"

 

[Member 24198]

I do. After seeing my coworker get nailed for $600/week I'm force feeding her the pill and double wrapping the ol Tootsie roll.

You're doing it wrong if you're wrapping tootsie rolls in rubber. You're supposed to wrap your dingaling..... I guess you're a fan of "2 girls 1 cup".

 

[Stomper]

With 216 easy monthly payments, you can have a new 18yo made in your image.

Yeah…. No. Try 21 if they so much as take one college class about Basket Weaving or Underwater BB Stacking 101….


Shoulda went for option 2….

 

[Member 24198]

Yeah…. No. Try 21 if they so much as take one college class about Basket Weaving or Underwater BB Stacking 101….


Shoulda went for option 2….
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Her look is priceless!

 

[Stomper]

Her look is priceless!

It usually is at first when you knock on the door.

 

[Flopsweat]

It usually is at first when you knock on the door.

 

[oremike]

You had a negligent discharge on a hot date, at least you got some action....

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYBzQnAat7w

 

[Ruger Rich]

Hope you called a halt to it after the first eye

 

[Flopsweat]

Hope you called a halt to it after the first eye

Doubtful. He was over at my place the other day with bandages on both ears. I asked him what happened, and he said he was ironing a shirt and the phone rang. I said, "That's awful, but it only explains one ear. What about the other one?" He said, "I had to call 911."

 

[TTSX]

Hope you called a halt to it after the first eye

Gotta hit eye number 2 to confirm results