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Sounds like an old joke... Fifty years ago, Ed got his draft notice and reported to Basic.So... a blindfold and a swift punch in da mouth?
I'd pass on that part.
On the morning of the first day the Army gave him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber shaved his head.
On the morning of the second day the Army gave him a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist pulled seven of his teeth.
On the morning of the third day the Army gave him a condom... the Army has been on a manhunt for Ed as a deserter ever since.