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[Old Dog]

"Usually armed, approach with extreme caution"

Yeah, I never saw this. After going to MDTs in the early 00s, very little came over the radios unless there was a major incident occurring. Of course, I last did patrol back around '07, but all we got was wants and warrants, previous convictions and moving violations, we had a way to check if a WA resident had a current CPL, and WSP could get notes on whether someone who got pulled over had warnings but a warning such as that, nope.

I still have to question why an otherwise law-abiding citizen has so much frequent interactions with law enforcement. Especially in Washington state, which is 51st (behind all 50 states and DC) in the number of LEOs to 1000 citizens. You almost have to try to get pulled over in this state or get hassled by LE.

Hell, I grew up in Detroit and in spite of my mis-spent youth, managed to avoid negative encounters with law enforcement (the three nights I spent in Wayne County Jail were my own damn fault, and my dad made sure I didn't get released until Monday).

 

[Flopsweat]

Roxbury is a Boston neighborhood. If you're not from there, you have no business being there. None.

IIRC rolling thru intersections after dark was perfectly acceptable….

I got lost in DC one night, several decades ago. I distinctly remember stopping at a stop sign, and the guy in the cab behind me yelling, "You don't stop! You don't ever stop!" It did look a little rundown around there...

 

[nammac]

Roxbury is a Boston neighborhood. If you're not from there, you have no business being there. None.

IIRC rolling thru intersections after dark was perfectly acceptable….

As a fellow Southeastern New Englander, if I remember my history correctly, Roxbury was one of the first communities settled in Massachusetts. As I recall, it abuts Jamaica Plain and Dorchester sections of Boston.

Agreed, if your not from Roxbury, you ain't got no business being there.

 

[sobo]

I don't know why you've got the angle of the dangle all mixed up in there. Are you sure that's the right formula?

Don't forget yaw.

It's implied given the angle of attack, pitch, and roll.

I'll save all y'all the fuss and trouble and provide, without strife or rancor, The Formula...

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the throb of the knob when the urge is constant...

Q.E.D

 

[Flopsweat]

I'll save all y'all the fuss and trouble and provide, without strife or rancor, The Formula...

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the throb of the knob when the urge is constant...

Q.E.D

Pretty sure it's equal to the mass of the azz.

 

[sobo]

Pretty sure it's equal to the mass of the azz.

The Formula does not apply in that case, since depending upon the mass of the azz, the urge is not necessarily still constant, and becomes a variable...

 

[nammac]

Pretty sure it's equal to the mass of the azz.

That's more related to the kinetic energy…

Cushion be a pushin…

 

[Tarawa86]

I'll save all y'all the fuss and trouble and provide, without strife or rancor, The Formula...

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the throb of the knob when the urge is constant...

Q.E.D

Look man, throb is a French metric measurement, while knob is clearly imperial. You are mixing metaphores here

 

[Flopsweat]

The Formula does not apply in that case, since depending upon the mass of the azz, the urge is not necessarily still constant, and becomes a variable...

Leave it to a civil engineer. Feckin' nerd.

 

[sobo]

Look man, throb is a French metric measurement, while knob is clearly imperial. You are mixing metaphores here

I think we should ask @Knobgoblin about that. Although I think he would suggest that he is at least regal... if not imperial...

 

[Xmark1]

I'll save all y'all the fuss and trouble and provide, without strife or rancor, The Formula...

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the throb of the knob when the urge is constant...

Q.E.D

 

[Xmark1]

Leave it to a civil engineer. Feckin' nerd.

 

[Knobgoblin]

I think we should ask @Knobgoblin about that. Although I think he would suggest that he is at least regal... if not imperial...

The angle of the dangle is DIRECTLY proportional to the heat of the meat.

 

[Xmark1]

The angle of the dangle is DIRECTLY proportional to the heat of the meat.

 

[Flopsweat]

The angle of the dangle is DIRECTLY proportional to the heat of the meat.

@sobo, I see what you mean about the imperial bullshet.

 

[Bobbygun]

I was required to take multi-dimensional Matrix theory.

Man, I watched all three of those movies, and I still have no idea what you're talking about. I have a minor in Applied Mathematics, but that was in the early 80's, before the new math.

 

[Knobgoblin]

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My first baby's mother used to do some weird ambush like that when we kissed.

 

[Flopsweat]

Man, I watched all three of those movies, and I still have no idea what you're talking about. I have a minor in Applied Mathematics, but that was in the early 80's, before the new math.

I know right? All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.

 

[OldBroad44]

A parabolic curve require calculus because the tangent vectors can be infinite!

So that's why so many guys miss the toilet. They can't do math.

 

[sobo]

So that's why so many guys miss the toilet. They can't do math.