I hate dogs... thinking about adopting this dog... unruly dog

[308]

I will not marry a sixth time. I like it this way.

They say the 7th time is a charm

 

[Captain O]

They say the 7th time is a charm

You may see that as funny. I think that you're trolling. Let me poison your wife to the point of terminal illness. Wake up next to her dead, cooling body and see how you feel, chuckles.

 

[308]

You may see that as funny. I think that you're trolling. Let me poison your wife to the point of terminal illness. Wake up next to her dead, cooling body and see how you feel, chuckles.

Not sure why you would want to poison my wife.

 

[Captain O]

Not sure why you would want to poison my wife.

Evidently, you haven't suffered the loss of a spouse or children. I hope that you never do. I have experienced both.

Wake up at night screaming for me, won't you? I grew tired of it long ago. Take my place, please.

 

[11Charlie]

Evidently, you haven't suffered the loss of a spouse or children. I hope that you never do. I have experienced both.

Wake up at night screaming for me, won't you? I grew tired of it long ago. Take my place, please.

My condolences brother I can't imagine loosing both. I have lost a son and can't imagine loosing my wife as well.

 

[Captain O]

I have buried four children and a spouse. one couldn't be brought to term, one was miscarried, and my twin sons didn't survive the birthing process. (one lived 20 minutes, the first was stillborn).

Many people see war as the most horrific situation in life, I have experienced something far worse. I was warned that my 4th wife would die within a period of five years. I took care of her, performed peritoneal dialysis, went through a kidney transplant with her, went back to hemodialysis (torture three times a week) until she died.

I have gone through my own private hell, but keep it to myself. Why? Who gives a damn? There are things you carry with you as long as you live.

In my life, everything has either died or left me. I'll let everyone "chew on that" for a while.

 

[Certaindeaf]

I have buried four children and a spouse. one couldn't be brought to term, one was miscarried, and my twin sons didn't survive the birthing process. (one lived 20 minutes, the first was stillborn).

Have you considered getting a dog?

 

[The B]

I have buried four children and a spouse. one couldn't be brought to term, one was miscarried, and my twin sons didn't survive the birthing process. (one lived 20 minutes, the first was stillborn).

Many people see war as the most horrific situation in life, I have experienced something far worse. I was warned that my 4th wife would die within a period of five years. I took care of her, performed peritoneal dialysis, went through a kidney transplant with her, went back to hemodialysis (torture three times a week) until she died.

I have gone through my own private hell, but keep it to myself. Why? Who gives a damn? There are things you carry with you as long as you live.

In my life, everything has either died or left me. I'll let everyone "chew on that" for a while.

Sounds lame... but there's still people got it way worse than you.

 

[Captain O]

I wish upon you war, famine, fear and pestilence.

 

[Hawaiian]

Dogs are not gross. You know why they lick their junk? Because they can!

 

[fredball]

LOL

 

[Mikej]

This thread brought to mind a little story, about a dog.

Wifey and I were up in the Cascades camping at Indian Henry for three days. We were sharing our site with a good friend and his two kids. One afternoon of the three days there my buddy and I were strolling though the camp ground when we saw a dog laying in another camp. That dog was just licking away on him self.




My buddy stops, looks at me and says, " Don'tcha wish you could do that?" I probably said something like "You know it!"

And he replies,....










"Maybe you ought to pet him first?"

RIP Jeff. There were many, many times that guy made me laugh.

 

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[fredball]

https://www.facebook.com/gary.carter.1420#

 

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https://www.facebook.com/bubba.fry.50

 

[BillGabby1]

I second the motion 100%.
You don't sound like a dog owner that we would sell a puppy to.
The fact that the dog is an adult pretty set in his ways makes him a problem dog for most people. Try and find him a home with an assertive person who knows and loves dogs. If you try it you WILL be sorry I guarantee. Get a cat they could care less as long as you feed them.
Gabby