House sitter and my obligations re: firearms

[sobo]

I am *not* going to get into what's in the drawer in the nightstand... that would just contribute to the alarming degeneration of this thread

Welp, with that lead in, we already know what has to be in the nightstand drawer!

EDIT: Even though we tied with the timing of our respective submissions, @Nosferatu clearly wins that one...

 

[Cavedweller]

I am *not* going to get into what's in the drawer in the nightstand... that would just contribute to the alarming degeneration of this thread

What are you doing Saturday night?

 

[40Garand]

I am *not* going to get into what's in the drawer in the nightstand... that would just contribute to the alarming degeneration of this thread

Has the TSA ever accidentally met it face to face at a security check point? Did you name it Thor or Sven? Remember, you should always check the guns never try to carry them on.

 

[308]

There must be a reason why I like you, Flop. I just haven't found it yet...

@ApronAmy Lest you think I'm one of the three people that Flop warned you about back on Page 2 of this thread, rest assured that Flop and I have a gentleman's agreement. Flop agrees that I am a gentleman, and I agree that Flop is an asshat know-it-all...

Simp lol

 

[Stomper]

Pr0n? There's pr0n!!!??? Where!!?? WHERE!!!??? How could I have missed it???

The best pr0n around here isn't between the sheets….. it's between the lines.

 

[Stomper]

Suck up.

That's what he said!

 

[bbbass]

And just what is that supposed to mean?






j/k

I could tell ya, but then...

 

[bbbass]

My question would be how far into the tape did she get.

Who said it was a "she"?

If it was a "he" or a "ze", probably ate the whole thing!!

Poor lady had a simple, honest question about guns and we're arguing minutia and telling stories about porn. <sigh> I love you guys.

Cool it with the misanthropy, Floppy One!!

Works on urine, tho. So, depending on what they were doing...

Christopher Steele knows...

 

[Flopsweat]

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Cool it with the misanthropy, Floppy One!!

Say what you want but misanthropy comes in pretty handy when they start calling you racist or sexist.

 

[Stomper]

Say what you want but misanthropy comes in pretty handy when they start calling you racist or sexist.

Doesn't that mean you missed when going for one's throat?

 

[Flopsweat]

Doesn't that mean you missed when going for one's throat?

Oh, you know where this quote is going.

 

[bbbass]

Say what you want but misanthropy comes in pretty handy when they start calling you racist or sexist.

Grumpy has always worked just fine for me.

I believe in "equity"... I hate EVERYONE with equal verve. Walter is my spirit guide.

 

[bbbass]

Doesn't that mean you missed when going for one's throat?

Nope.

Using syllable derivation it means you missed when you tried to pee. Happens to me alla time in the morning or when I'm drunk. But for my ex-wife it was during her "explosive" finale.

 

[Stomper]

Nope.

Using syllable derivation it means you missed when you tried to pee. Happens to me alla time in the morning or when I'm drunk. But for my ex-wife it was during her "explosive" finale.

I believe fried chicken is the answer.





Or was it Kodiak brown bear, I always forget.

 

[bbbass]

I believe fried chicken is the answer.





Or was it Kodiak brown bear, I always forget.

And "antipathy" does NOT mean "Walk This Way!"

 

[Kruel J]

 

[40Garand]

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Apparently our "bonkers imagination" got the best of us.

 

[ApronAmy]

Y'all are the best and that's all I have to say about that.

 

[User 1234]

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[sobo]

Y'all are the best