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[The Heretic]

Except:
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Still better

 

[Hueco]

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Ah, I see your sacrifice to the gods has earned you the blessing of Saint Browning.

 

[sobo]

 

[Hueco]

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No joke, I had a teacher in middle school who could move each eye independently. I've always wondered what the world would look like staring at 3 and 9 o'clock. Is there a blind spot up front? How's the depth perception?

I mean, I would have thrown a pen at him to test him but the dude was huge, ex collegiate wrestler, and pretty short tempered - dude scared the bajeesus outta me.

 

[The Heretic]

 

[cigars]

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I'll bet that his friends can't see eye to eye with him....

 

[Flopsweat]

No joke, I had a teacher in middle school who could move each eye independently. I've always wondered what the world would look like staring at 3 and 9 o'clock. Is there a blind spot up front? How's the depth perception?

I mean, I would have thrown a pen at him to test him but the dude was huge, ex collegiate wrestler, and pretty short tempered - dude scared the bajeesus outta me.

A friend of mine can do that. He says one eye is a little nearsighted. He certainly has no issue with depth perception because he skis, sails, drives and rides bikes and motorcycles. When his eyes aren't aligned normally he can focus (mentally I mean) on both images if he wants to, but one usually catches more of his attention. So the other is perceived a lot like peripheral vision would be. Oh and he shoots pretty well too, iron sights, red-dots and scopes.

 

[cigars]

I'll bet that his friends can't see eye to eye with him....

(I'm goin' to hell).

 

[sobo]

I'll bet that his friends can't see eye to eye with him....

(I'm goin' to hell).

Yes. Yes, you certainly are...

 

[Xaevian]

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I am so gonna try that on our pocket gophers out here. MURICA DAMMIT! Think the patent is up?

 

[sobo]

 

[Hueco]

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Ummm...

My life...

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You feelin' alright? Maybe some deja vu?

 

[FJ40Bruiser]

1 box

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[sobo]

Ummm...

You feelin' alright? Maybe some deja vu?

Ooopsie! Forgot to cycle it out of the "memes to post" folder and into the "memes I posted" folder...

 

[Xaevian]

Ooopsie! Forgot to cycle it out of the "memes to post" folder into the "memes I posted" folder...

I don't mind. You are just making up for lost time.

 

[sobo]

I don't mind. You are just making up for lost time.

I don't think I'll ever catch up, after being gone for so long. I have thousands...

 

[Soren]

 

[CRBMoA]

 

[Hueco]

 

[Hueco]

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Is that why @sobo has been absent?