Firearm Memes? Let’s share!

[Daddy0]

I know this is a meme thread but this is too funny to not share. Gotta love The Babylon Bee!

 

[AshWilliams]

I know this is a meme thread but this is too funny to not share. Gotta love The Babylon Bee!

Absolutely bubblegum hilarious!

 

[Nutty4Guns]

I know this is a meme thread but this is too funny to not share. Gotta love The Babylon Bee!

"magic white man fire sticks"

 

[AshWilliams]

"magic white man fire sticks"

The Fortnight GL Launcher part was hilarious!

 

[Daddy0]

 

[ColeInOregon]

 

[Hemlock]

 

[cigars]

Maga hat launcher... Bwa hahaha! I want one!

 

[ARFrog]

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You need to add the following meme to yours:

 

[oregonferret]

 

[ColeInOregon]

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Translates too: This thread is for firearms memes, take your political asshatery elsewhere.

 

[oregonferret]

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Translates too: This thread is for firearms memes, take your political asshatery elsewhere.

*** TRIGGER ALERT ***
Nothing political, it's all Military / gun related .........

 

[The Heretic]

 

[Richo877]

 

[pharmseller]

Asshattery…

Fooking hilarious.

 

[Burt Gummer]

OregonFerret - HAHAHA - I was on a 'date' with an attractive lady back in the pre-social media days before romance died.
Was aware that most were interested in the size of my wallet more than anything else.

Then - here come the sniffer questions - what do you do? etc. At times I wanted to just cut to the chase and wear a t-shirt with my 1040 form imprint on it; saves time.

Anyway, then she asked, 'where do you see yourself in say ten, 20 years?

My response was 'living under a bridge, out deep in the woods, probably clubbing a rat for dinner"

Surprisingly there was no second date.

 

[The Heretic]

OregonFerret - HAHAHA - I was on a 'date' with an attractive lady back in the pre-social media days before romance died.
Was aware that most were interested in the size of my wallet more than anything else.

Then - here come the sniffer questions - what do you do? etc. At times I wanted to just cut to the chase and wear a t-shirt with my 1040 form imprint on it; saves time.

Anyway, then she asked, 'where do you see yourself in say ten, 20 years?

My response was 'living under a bridge, out deep in the woods, probably clubbing a rat for dinner"

Surprisingly there was no second date.

My ex just about bankrupted me with her spending on non-essentials (I felt shelter, food and utilities were more important than curtains - she did not).

An old GF had a one night stand with me while she was still married so she could get pregnant (she didn't - at least not by me) and part of that was probably the perceived wealth of my family.

It is a common thing you see in women seeking men ads; what is our financial situation and do we have a job? I don't particularly blame them for that; it is what society teaches them and it is part of biology too. But when they are like my ex and just want an easy life, to never have to work and live in luxury, then I don't want a lazy spouse, so I avoid those like the plague. While I have good finances, and I am retired, I still work hard (when I can) on my property and I am relatively frugal.

 

[cigars]

Listen up...

 

[RobMa]

 

[Flopsweat]

OregonFerret - HAHAHA - I was on a 'date' with an attractive lady back in the pre-social media days before romance died.
Was aware that most were interested in the size of my wallet more than anything else.

Then - here come the sniffer questions - what do you do? etc. At times I wanted to just cut to the chase and wear a t-shirt with my 1040 form imprint on it; saves time.

Anyway, then she asked, 'where do you see yourself in say ten, 20 years?

My response was 'living under a bridge, out deep in the woods, probably clubbing a rat for dinner"

Surprisingly there was no second date.

It seems to me the correct response to that question would be "I don't know, where do you see yourself in 20 minutes?"