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I called that one! Patti and pepper. Who drew last Blood?
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Too bad Junior's never getting any bigger... imagine that red vest on Tyrannosaurus rex.
Already put that one up, amigo.
missed itAlready put that one up, amigo.
I went to see the new Rambo movie and this chick who has got to be 350 pounds, has this 15 pound rat dog with a red "service animal" vest on it. She's carrying her 5 gallon bucket of popcorn, a giant soda, and a couple hotdogs. Most service dogs are trained, this one is weaving back and forth and all around. She freakin steps on the poor little bastid. Stumbles into my friend and I. What a cluster.
Could you tell if it was a diet soda? I've often heard those rat dogs referred to as Rotweiller treats but maybe spare ration in this case is not far off.I went to see the new Rambo movie and this chick who has got to be 350 pounds, has this 15 pound rat dog with a red "service animal" vest on it. She's carrying her 5 gallon bucket of popcorn, a giant soda, and a couple hotdogs. Most service dogs are trained, this one is weaving back and forth and all around. She freakin steps on the poor little bastid. Stumbles into my friend and I. What a cluster.
LOL, normally when you see some land whale like that ordering a bucket of soda they ask for "diet". I often want to look at them and ask "why?"Could you tell if it was a diet soda? I've often heard those rat dogs referred to as Rotweiller treats but maybe spare ration in this case is not far off.
Too bad Junior's never getting any bigger... imagine that red vest on Tyrannosaurus rex.
Yeah, I know... Junior's only two feet long and his arms are about the size of my fingers.You'd have to fasten the vest for the T-rex.
His arms wouldn't reach...
LOL, normally when you see some land whale like that ordering a bucket of soda they ask for "diet". I often want to look at them and ask "why?"
Kind of like when I was growing up and several members of the family smoked until the Doc said they were short timers. Then they would jump through all kinds of hoops and crap to quit. I never said it but every time all I could think was "why quit now?" Enjoyed it all this time, now you are dying, so whats the point of stopping now. Same with the land whale. Why buy diet now?
Come on, dude, sometimes those are the best burgers... as long as you keep 'em to a once-in-a-while thing like my Earthquake Burgers I can only get once a year and shoulda grabbed a couple more for fridgestock while I was at the fair.the biggest hamburger over loaded with bacon and cheese and every thing they could scrape off the griddle
I regularly eat stuff that is not optimal for me. When I do I of course do not pretend that following it with "diet" drink is going to make it better. What gets me is when I see a family bring a member who is so obese they can no longer walk. I look at that and have to wonder WTF is wrong with the family. If that was a member of my family I would tell them "you can have 3 bottles of Ensure a day. When you can get out of that bed and walk to the kitchen again you can have all you want."Come on, dude, sometimes those are the best burgers... as long as you keep 'em to a once-in-a-while thing like my Earthquake Burgers I can only get once a year and shoulda grabbed a couple more for fridgestock while I was at the fair.
Wish Booger King hadn't decided to crap the bed... part of me wants to make another go at the Whopper Stacking Record as soon as I'm skinny again. (Last time was '97, before the Double even hit the menu, and one of the managers and I had a bet going about which would run out first between how many patties she could stack on one bun vs. how big a stack I could get my jaws around. We called it a draw at Quad... mmm, four layers of beef, four layers of cheese, four layers of bacon...)
Twenty years ago, Pilot Butte Drive-In in Bend used to be very good too... now that the area's gotten all Yuppiefied and infested with Cancerfornia, I'm not sure ever going back is a good idea.Char-burger in Hood River used to have the best dang burgers on the planet, then they changed and it went to hell!
Vans Burgers in Troutdale also had an awesome burger, and to this day, I have never had it's equal! Sadly, they went out of business long ago!
EDIT: And while we're on a weight tangent, 215 POINT ZIP morning low yesterday! WOOHOO!
Thanks. Goal is to break 200 even by next June--40 pounds off before my 40th birthday. Then I'll see if I can keep whittling down from there, maybe try to get down to 180. (Consider that I started at 240 in early May...)Keep at it, brother. Slow horse wins the race and change takes time. You got this.
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Nope, that was her Keto diet. Diet Coke was to avoid dental caries.Dude, when I was a teen, we stopped in to some some greasy choke and puke south of nowhere and this Land whale in a mumu wobbles in and orders the biggest hamburger over loaded with bacon and cheese and every thing they could scrape off the griddle with greasy fries with all the oozing grease and a slop bucket of ketchup and then orders a bucket of Diet Coke, I just about died laughing, it was so stupid it was funny! You eat all that nasty coronary embolism in a wrapper and chase it with a frickin Diet Coke, you go girl!
Yea, that diet coke is gonna keep you from gaining all that weight now
Good burgers: Black Dog Bar & Grill in Forest Grove. Bro brought me there a few weeks ago, seems kinda yuppy when you walk in.Char-burger in Hood River used to have the best dang burgers on the planet, then they changed and it went to hell!
Vans Burgers in Troutdale also had an awesome burger, and to this day, I have never had it's equal! Sadly, they went out of business long ago!