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I've seldom called pets by their given names because they continually earn new handles, far more fitting. My car is either "Scoobydoo" or "the Muncher." The truck is "Jack Bauer." I had a beat up orange and tan boat, "You Haul." A scooter with a luggage rack was "the Chick Magnet," and the '75 cafe twin I ride now is "Grumpy." Both of my past Jeeps were "Heep," and my light beige Ford truck was "the Caucasian." Most of my guitars have names, obviously "Frankenstrat" for the one I built from parts. My lever gun is "Cowboy." And my Homelite chainsaw, a real chain-sucking mistake, has a dozen names, none of which will see the light of day here on this board.