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The only way to get the police to show up where I live is to complain about a naked woman lying in the street or a really good looking discount prostitute standing in front of your house.(this usually will result in a "swarm" call and five cars in three minutes) If you use the words gun, assault, robbery, break-in or God forbid murder, you are on your own for at least an hour.
That's some funny stuff. Sadly, there may be more truth to this than some might think. I wonder what would happen if you called in a Krispy Kreme truck overturn????