Bring a hammer to a gun fight

[Andy54Hawken]

If you bring a hammer to a gun fight...you might end up a thor loser...
Andy

 

[Yarome]

If you bring a hammer to a gun fight...you might end up a thor loser...
Andy

 

[Lazyfaire]

Who carries a hammer into a 7-11 ?

 

[Mikej]

How do you shoot someone with a hammer? Wouldn't you shoot them with a gun?

Dammit.......

PORTLAND, Ore. — A woman is facing several charges, including attempted murder, after allegedly shooting a woman with a hammer who challenged her to a fight.

I'll assume it was a low capacity hammer? They would have mentioned if it was high capacity I'm sure.

Great writing channel 2. Hiring 6th graders to do your copy I see.

 

[Stomper]

If you bring a hammer to a gun fight...you might end up a thor loser...
Andy

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Personally, I think Andy hit that right on nail-head!

 

[Mikej]

If you bring a hammer to a gun fight...you might end up a thor loser...
Andy

And if you bring a gun to a hammer fight, you'll be disqualified.

 

[msgriff]

Who carries a hammer into a 7-11 ?

I figure that it must have been a grand opening.

...what a savings.

 

[Stomper]

And if you bring a gun to a hammer fight, you'll be disqualified.

They'll pound you right out of the building!


Premium—><—Shawntyl

 

[Stomper]

I figure that it must have been a grand opening.

...what a savings.

Grand opening, we've hammered down prices by 20%…. one day only!!

 

[The Heretic]

Questions like which kind of Premium are we talking about here? Something of high value? A free promotional item? An extra charge?

Higher octane?

 

[solv3nt]

And if you bring a gun to a hammer fight, you'll be disqualified.

Dropped from the fight.

 

[Stomper]

Dropped from the fight.

So…. hammer drop is the new mic drop?

 

[Knobgoblin]

How do you shoot someone with a hammer? Wouldn't you shoot them with a gun?

Editorialize much?

 

[Knobgoblin]

Not gonna lie, I'd like to know what "Premium " charges for good ol Half N Half.

 

[thorborg]

If you bring a hammer to a gun fight...you might end up a thor loser...
Andy

Depends on the hammer, my 1911 has a hammer

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Depends on the hammer, my 1911 has a hammer

Well now...
Are you bringing just the hammer from the 1911 or the whole pistol...?
Andy

 

[solv3nt]

Well now...
Are you bringing just the hammer from the 1911 or the whole pistol...?
Andy

I think he's trying to say his 1911 is hammer-like, and when it's empty, he can throw it at them.

 

[Flopsweat]

I figure that it must have been a grand opening.

...what a savings.

Was that a Galaxy Quest reference?

 

[Flopsweat]

Dropped from the fight.

Dropped, you say?

 

[Wombat of Doom]

How do you shoot someone with a hammer? Wouldn't you shoot them with a gun?

You have heard of hammer fired guns, but the future is in hammer firing guns.