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Told this somewhere else on NWFA before, but it seems appropriate here now.
BURGLAR: [Bursting into condo and pointing gun] "Don't do anything stupid, just give me all your money… and that fancy huge watch."
MILLENNIAL: [Chuckling, tossing him the wallet and watch] "Sure thing Pal. Alexa, call the police."
ALEXA: "Shuffling songs by the Police."
MILLENNIAL: [Listening to Roxanne and getting shot 16 times].
BURGLAR: [Bursting into condo and pointing gun] "Don't do anything stupid, just give me all your money… and that fancy huge watch."
MILLENNIAL: [Chuckling, tossing him the wallet and watch] "Sure thing Pal. Alexa, call the police."
ALEXA: "Shuffling songs by the Police."
MILLENNIAL: [Listening to Roxanne and getting shot 16 times].