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Serious movie question: What gun for genetically altered mutant T-rex from hell with chameleon camo and usable, human-like hands? Not those pussy stunguns the guys in the movie used, what are YOU taking if it's just you versus one of Bond Villain Wannabe Henry Wu's genespliced Frankendino freakshows?
--Indoraptor (new movie): Flamethrower. Damn thing's basically a Raptorburster Xenomorph, and Xenos hate fire, so Burn Baby Burn!
--Indominus Rex (last movie): A p***ed off Tyrannosaurus. Hopefully she's more interested in the territorial challenger than me... Failing that, we're gonna need man-portable antitank weaponry. Recoilless rifle from a rooftop? TOW missile? W54 Davy Crockett nukezooka? Remember, you have the problem of hitting what you may or may not be able to see... and the damn thing can hide from infrared too. (Hence the need for a hunting partner with good, long-range sense of smell...)
--Indoraptor (new movie): Flamethrower. Damn thing's basically a Raptorburster Xenomorph, and Xenos hate fire, so Burn Baby Burn!
--Indominus Rex (last movie): A p***ed off Tyrannosaurus. Hopefully she's more interested in the territorial challenger than me... Failing that, we're gonna need man-portable antitank weaponry. Recoilless rifle from a rooftop? TOW missile? W54 Davy Crockett nukezooka? Remember, you have the problem of hitting what you may or may not be able to see... and the damn thing can hide from infrared too. (Hence the need for a hunting partner with good, long-range sense of smell...)