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Looks like a bad case of Hydrocele
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Looks like a bad case of Hydrocele
Todd Hoffman is a dingleberryYours looks 100 times better than Todd Hoffmans, that dude is but ugly with it!!!!!! Yeah, scares children and men who want to buy jacked up trucks in Washington!!!!
Todd Hoffman is a dingleberry
I started mine in the mid 70's. I used to shave it off once in a while until '80. Met my wife in '82 and she married me without knowing what I looked like without one except in pictures. In about 1990 I shaved it off when my kids were 3 & 4. I came out of the bathroom afterwards and my kids immediately started crying and carrying on. They were afraid of me. I immediately started growing it back and haven't shaved it off since. My wife and kids have only seen me once without it and my 2 grandkids never.
I shave about 1/4 of it on my cheeks and neck to make it neater, keep the main part trimmed with electric shears and use scissors to trim my mustache.
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Well I guess I have "baby Beard" compared to some of you guys ...
Huh! after seeing the pic ... My grey / white beard is kinda hard to see ...
Andy
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Well I guess I have "baby Beard" compared to some of you guys ...
Huh! after seeing the pic ... My grey / white beard is kinda hard to see ...
Andy
Don't worry they'll stop asking if you are 'trying' to grow a beard in a few monthsOk, so I haven't shaved since the first of the year. It started out of laziness, now I'm going to see if I cannot pull off a real beard...
Here's what I've got so far:
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The cheeks are thin, but the neck and underchin are growing thicker this time.
That's a respectable beard for having any native in yaBest I can do after about 3 years of not shaving.... 1/4 native and 3/4 white trash
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That's a respectable beard for having any native in ya
Maybe that's the excuse I should use - by quantum I'm 1/8th native, at least. Don't know my dad's geneology to know if there's more on his side, but my maternal grandma was 1/2 blood, my maternal grandfather was 1/2 blood. Not sure if that makes my mom 1/4 or 1/2 herself - but assuming my dad is full euro-mutt...
Anywho, it's as good of an excuse as I have as to why I've been lackluster in growing big scruffy cheeks. It does not account for why my beard gets red though. Lots of red hairs in my beard, and more gray ones popping up. I'm only 35, seems early to be going gray