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Just remember, alot of responsibility comes with the beard. It is a powerful thing. Running drops pounds but bearding drops panties.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0b...rom-jon-lajoie?_cc=__d___&_ccid=vot67t.nvzitxSadly, I will not be joining your ranks. Mine scares small children, and not in the big, mean, biker beard looking way.
I tried growing one and finally shaved it. Earlier this year I was at the ARPC gun show in Albany with my daughter and saw a friend. His daughter hadn't seen me in nearly a year, since before I started growing it. She was excited to see my daughterand me and she came running to meet us. As she drew closer she slowed and had a funny, sort of horrified look on her face. She stopped about 10 feet away and said, "What's wrong with your beard? You look creepy!"
Knowing that my facial follicles were less than ideal I attempted to enjoin her in a high five for her astute and correct observation. She refused and stayed a double arms length distance away. That kid is going places.
That kind of beard would be a step up. Is there one for those who accost dogs with mange and roadkill?
That's only funny because I have a hat like that and yes, I do wear it. Seriously; people keep back 10' when I'm dressed like I came out from under a rock... Now that I'm rocking a Geo Metro the looks only continue.
It's a running joke with my family and friends that when I go to work I look professional and like a good guy , uniform, tattoos hard to see, badge, gun etc.
Those looks keep away solicitors, and over friendly dweebs when you're out and about on the town
When I am off duty women move their purses to the opposite side, people cross the street when they are coming towards me etc. I just have to laugh.
Lol... Parents are grabbing there kids and whispering don't stare at the bad man
It's a running joke with my family and friends that when I go to work I look professional and like a good guy , uniform, tattoos hard to see, badge, gun etc.
When I am off duty women move their purses to the opposite side, people cross the street when they are coming towards me etc. I just have to laugh.
I'm giving this run my best effort. I am going to grow it until someone at work tells me to stop. My wife likes it, as it covers the majority of my ugly face.
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