Quantcast
  1. Sign up now and join over 35,000 northwest gun owners. It's quick, easy, and 100% free!

the origin of the mall ninja?!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Dude, Mar 30, 2009.

  1. The Dude

    The Dude The 206, WA Member

    Messages:
    143
    Likes Received:
    0
  2. RallySoob

    RallySoob Salem, OR Active Member

    Messages:
    1,041
    Likes Received:
    26
    oO yeah... I remember reading about Gecko45 the Mall Cop a couple years ago on Arfcom. Hilarious story...
     
  3. smitty

    smitty Wenatchee, WA New Member

    Messages:
    11
    Likes Received:
    1
    Holy Shizzle!!!!

    That was hilarious. I find it hard to believe that it wasn't just some member trolling but truth is stranger than fiction.

    Good stuff there.

    Cheers,
    -T
     
  4. The Dude

    The Dude The 206, WA Member

    Messages:
    143
    Likes Received:
    0
    "I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls."
     
  5. RallySoob

    RallySoob Salem, OR Active Member

    Messages:
    1,041
    Likes Received:
    26
    :funnypoint:
     
  6. SquackDaddy

    SquackDaddy Marion County Member

    Messages:
    341
    Likes Received:
    14
    I read all about that guy on GlockTalk. They make fun of him pretty much on a daily basis. :laugh:
     
  7. XD45

    XD45 Salem, OR Member

    Messages:
    75
    Likes Received:
    1
    Guys after reading this and doing a little searching I finally have the identity of this guy, are you ready?

    Paul Blart - Mall Cop. If you watch the movie it outlines this guys amazing life, they just basically reworked the script without all the guns and missiles, you know to help keep identity and location a secret. Oh and to keep the Mayors Nephew identity safe.
     
  8. The Dude

    The Dude The 206, WA Member

    Messages:
    143
    Likes Received:
    0
    another missive from the mall:

    "My “Black-Ops” history ensures that you will never know about the missions I accepted in my younger days, and Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later."
     
  9. CaseyPod

    CaseyPod North Vancouver Member

    Messages:
    61
    Likes Received:
    0
    Oh my god! That was the funniest crap I've ever seen on a message board. I don't know what to think - was the guy a stupid kid, a nutjob, a comedian, or a real mall cop that fantasized about crap like this?
    ---
    Geez, I work for the Army... I should wear three plates of armor on my back and get an armed escort to get to work!
     
  10. Rix

    Rix Tacoma Active Member

    Messages:
    717
    Likes Received:
    68
    Uh... cliff notes?
    :laugh:
     
  11. RallySoob

    RallySoob Salem, OR Active Member

    Messages:
    1,041
    Likes Received:
    26
    quote:Originally posted by HKZ:
    For the love of god, why don’t the moderators kill this thread?
    SPECOPS you sure do make a lot of references to homosexuality. That is a tale-tale sign of someone who is not secure with there manhood. It is obvious that you lack any qualities that a real man may have.

    SPECOPS writes:
    "BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual."



    -lol, nice come back....
     
  12. Spray-n-pray

    Spray-n-pray Battle Ground Moderator Staff Member

    Messages:
    1,960
    Likes Received:
    1,038
    I am speechless......
     
  13. Sawdust

    Sawdust Bull Mountain(Tigard), OR Gold Supporter Gold Supporter

    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    96
    Okay class........... I would like you to describe/define at least two forms of schizophrenia as evidenced in the last patient history. For extra credit please develop a care plan for treating this patient and include any and all medications that you think would be appropriate.

    I will expect your answers on my desk by the end of class.

    :nuts:
     
  14. wawaverider

    wawaverider PDX, OR Member

    Messages:
    60
    Likes Received:
    0
    These are some of the funniest postings I have ever read reguarding Mall Ninjas. Too funny, I worked for a security company that had characters over the top, but this tops it! I couldn't help but think Gecko was someone trolling.
     
  15. Logical1

    Logical1 southeast portland, OR Member

    Messages:
    634
    Likes Received:
    12
    I really like reading about that guy again,,,,its always so funny. I know i have seen him at gun shows. Funny how many gun shows this same guy goes to a year and all over the country. different clothes different faces .....same guy
     
  16. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    6,838
    Likes Received:
    1,186
    sarchasm
    sar·chasm ('sär-"ka-z&m) : The gap between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
     
  17. Spray-n-pray

    Spray-n-pray Battle Ground Moderator Staff Member

    Messages:
    1,960
    Likes Received:
    1,038
    Well, of course it's fake. One tip off was Gecko's statement that his rapid task force only used the best quality weapons like Hi-point and Lorcin. Still funny as heck though.
     
  18. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    6,838
    Likes Received:
    1,186
    I don't know whats funnier the Mall Ninja or the people in the threads that thought the guy was real.:D
     
  19. clearconscience

    clearconscience Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    5,586
    Likes Received:
    7,125
    I love the fact that everytime he has to do a "tactical entry" he has a different gun.
    That was amazing. But these people are every where. You see them in every gun shop. their easy to spot.

    I love that specops had 3 gun shot wounds, and had been stabbed so many times.

    These are the reason some people even without felonies shouldn't get guns.

    And yeah those SW guns are crap. I read a post on ripoff report about Todd.
     
  20. Abe Froman

    Abe Froman West of Salem Active Member

    Messages:
    597
    Likes Received:
    55
    ..... :confused: