the origin of the mall ninja?!

[The Dude]

This is too funny. It starts off a lil' slow, but then...just read it...u'll crack up:

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

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[RallySoob]

This is too funny. It starts off a lil' slow, but then...just read it...u'll crack up:

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

oO yeah... I remember reading about Gecko45 the Mall Cop a couple years ago on Arfcom. Hilarious story...

 

[smitty]

Holy Shizzle!!!!

That was hilarious. I find it hard to believe that it wasn't just some member trolling but truth is stranger than fiction.

Good stuff there.

Cheers,
-T

 

[The Dude]

"I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls."

 

[RallySoob]

"I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls."

 

[SquackDaddy]

I read all about that guy on GlockTalk. They make fun of him pretty much on a daily basis.

 

[XD45]

Guys after reading this and doing a little searching I finally have the identity of this guy, are you ready?

Paul Blart - Mall Cop. If you watch the movie it outlines this guys amazing life, they just basically reworked the script without all the guns and missiles, you know to help keep identity and location a secret. Oh and to keep the Mayors Nephew identity safe.

 

[The Dude]

another missive from the mall:

"My "Black-Ops" history ensures that you will never know about the missions I accepted in my younger days, and Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later."

 

[CaseyPod]

Oh my god! That was the funniest crap I've ever seen on a message board. I don't know what to think - was the guy a stupid kid, a nutjob, a comedian, or a real mall cop that fantasized about crap like this?
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Geez, I work for the Army... I should wear three plates of armor on my back and get an armed escort to get to work!

 

[Rix]

Uh... cliff notes?

 

[RallySoob]

quote:Originally posted by HKZ:
For the love of god, why don't the moderators kill this thread?
SPECOPS you sure do make a lot of references to homosexuality. That is a tale-tale sign of someone who is not secure with there manhood. It is obvious that you lack any qualities that a real man may have.

SPECOPS writes:
"BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual."



-lol, nice come back....

 

[Spray-n-pray]

I am speechless......

 

[Sawdust]

Okay class........... I would like you to describe/define at least two forms of schizophrenia as evidenced in the last patient history. For extra credit please develop a care plan for treating this patient and include any and all medications that you think would be appropriate.

I will expect your answers on my desk by the end of class.

:nuts:

 

[wawaverider]

These are some of the funniest postings I have ever read reguarding Mall Ninjas. Too funny, I worked for a security company that had characters over the top, but this tops it! I couldn't help but think Gecko was someone trolling.

 

[Logical1]

I really like reading about that guy again,,,,its always so funny. I know i have seen him at gun shows. Funny how many gun shows this same guy goes to a year and all over the country. different clothes different faces .....same guy

 

[Trlsmn]

sarchasm
sar·chasm ('sär-"ka-z&m) : The gap between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

 

[Spray-n-pray]

Well, of course it's fake. One tip off was Gecko's statement that his rapid task force only used the best quality weapons like Hi-point and Lorcin. Still funny as heck though.

 

[Trlsmn]

I don't know whats funnier the Mall Ninja or the people in the threads that thought the guy was real.

 

[clearconscience]

I love the fact that everytime he has to do a "tactical entry" he has a different gun.
That was amazing. But these people are every where. You see them in every gun shop. their easy to spot.

I love that specops had 3 gun shot wounds, and had been stabbed so many times.

These are the reason some people even without felonies shouldn't get guns.

And yeah those SW guns are crap. I read a post on ripoff report about Todd.

 

[Abe Froman]

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