Stupid thoughts

[Flopsweat]

Did I bump something?

 

[Cavedweller]

Q: What adorable children! Are they twins?

A: No, they're identical strangers.

 

[Cavedweller]

I saw this today in a list of insults.

Trying to improve your social skills, eh?

 

[Flopsweat]

Trying to improve your social skills, eh?

Always.

 

[Flopsweat]

Akshully...

 

[Flopsweat]

Insuffi.....

 

[Flopsweat]

Not alone.

 

[Flopsweat]

I miss...

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[pharmseller]

I miss...

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But the lyric is "I bless the rains down in Africa."

 

[Flopsweat]

But the lyric is "I bless the rains down in Africa."

Yeah, come to think of it. But that's not funny.

 

[Flopsweat]

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A fsh.

 

[Xaevian]

I named my dog "5 miles." So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

 

[sobo]

I named my dog "5 miles." So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

I named my dog "Stay." Really drives him crazy when I call him: "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!"

 

[BrentN]

Okay, true story- When I was a kid, a friend of mine had a neighbor that named his dog "dammit"................................"come here, dammit!" Super funny as a kid, as an adult, ymmv.

 

[sobo]

Okay, true story- When I was a kid, a friend of mine had a neighbor that named his dog "dammit"................................"come here, dammit!" Super funny as a kid, as an adult, ymmv.

Yup, still funny as an adult. Well, that is if one can consider me an adult...

 

[Hemlock]

 

[RicInOR]

" I passed some rains down in Africa (I bless the rains) "

https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/TOTO-1/Africa

 

[RicInOR]

Is a hot dog (on a bun) a Sandwich?

 

[sobo]

No

 

[Flopsweat]

Is a hot dog (on a bun) a Sandwich?


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There are claims that the first hot dog was named the Hot Dachshund Sandwich by its creator, but a reporter couldn't remember how to spell Dachshund so he called it a Hot Dog in his article. Frankfurters are not sandwiches, as they are merely the typical sausage used in creating the hot dog sandwich.

Or one could simply argue that it's meat between two buns, which is a sandwich. This dovetails nicely my opinion that a watercress sandwich is not a sandwich. Sadly, Webster's disagrees with me.

Definition of SANDWICH

two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between; one slice of bread covered with food… See the full definition

www.merriam-webster.com

I would maintain, though, that a hot dog does indeed meet the criteria "two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between".

It's a sandwich.