Stupid thoughts

[Flopsweat]

Turns out the GF was on ebay all day yesterday. If she's still on there tomorrow I'm going to lower the price.

 

[sobo]

Turns out the GF was on ebay all day yesterday. If she's still on there tomorrow I'm going to lower the price.

What's the Buy It Now price?

 

[Flopsweat]

What's the Buy It Now price?

1/2 of your stuff.

 

[Xaevian]

1/2 of your stuff.

Throw in a kick in the nuts, and I'm tempted!

 

[CamoDeafie]

1/2 of your stuff.

Does that include ammo...?

 

[sobo]

1/2 of your stuff.

You know pretty much how much that shhit is, so that would be a "thanks but no thanks"...

 

[sobo]

Does that include ammo...?

My ammo dump is probably worth more than all my guns!

 

[CamoDeafie]

My ammo is probably worth more than my guns!

See, the idea is to "donate" to a trust/gun trust friend (tax write-off!! ) half of the stuff you currently have, before risking the stuff with her. That way, when it eventually blows up and she takes 1/2 of what's left; you can "buy" the rest of your stuff back from the trust for pennies in a single bid "auction" (get this notarized... might be important yannow?)... presto, she only takes 1/4 of what you officially had before

 

[sobo]

Ah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Smart man, this Camo d00d...

 

[oremike]

I was married twice so lost half twice. For the third wife I had nothing to lose.

 

[sobo]

I was married twice so lost half twice. For the third wife I had nothing to lose.

This is why I will never commit the matrimonial faux pas again.
I survived until I was 41 yoa before I made the mistake the first (and only) time.
I see no impetus nor biological urge that cannot be satisfied by other means to make that mistake ever again.
The "college girls" at the strip bar down in Umatitty satisfy most of my craven longings.
For those wants that the college girls will/do not satiate, the occasional GF from Tinder, Plenty of Fish, or even AFF satisfies those wanton desires.
I cannot even begin to fathom what benefits a second marriage could possibly bestow upon me that would override the life I enjoy now...

 

[trevi]

A mate of mine want to go to the club but first said he needed to take a quick schit. That got me thinking, what is a quixk schit?

 

[sobo]

A mate of mine want to go to the club but first said he needed to take a quick schit. That got me thinking, what is a quixk schit?

Exactly what it sounds like! He just didn't want to be distracted whilst he was concentrating on a landing a score for the evening...
I do the same thing. It's akin to taking a leak before getting on a non-stop flight to the East Coast. Reduce extraneous noise...

 

[Flopsweat]

He sees you when you're sweeping.

 

[Happyguy]

Do you ever wonder why people say they are aging like a fine wine when instead they are aging more like milk, sour and chunky?!?

 

[Flopsweat]

I guess I'm a bit neutral on this one.

 

[Flopsweat]

Really, there are just four.

 

[Flopsweat]

A group of crows is called a murder. What if it's just two of them? Is that an attempted murder?

 

[pharmseller]

 

[Flopsweat]

The art of cropping.





Hey, since I shared this, does that make me a sharecropper?