Stupid thoughts

CamoDeafie · May 27, 2021

baker3gun said:
(only 2 responses so far. Apparently you people lack stupidity.)

Some of us would prefer to not let the world know just how stupid our thoughts can get

My contribution.. paraphrased from a webcomic..

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past
Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future
And sensibility is trying not to be an idiot right now

CamoDeafie · May 27, 2021

Another one and going to be pretty relevant this weekend

Men are accused of staring at women body parts while wearing swimsuits/bikinis..

Well.. we are so modest, we look at only the body parts thats covered in fabric!

Why is it women get upset when we see them jn their underwear but they're fine when they're wearing "bikinis" that shows more skin??

Flopsweat · May 27, 2021

Ura-Ki said:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I spent years and years studying this very question, and could never come up with a proper answer!
Perhaps I need a couple million dollar gov. grant to properly study this problem and find the answer, which must be incredible deep, and will solve all sorts of questions about life, and such!

And no it's not 42!

Everyone knows it's 3.

Ura-Ki · May 27, 2021

If it's stupid and it works, is it actually stupid?

Flopsweat · May 27, 2021

Ura-Ki said:
If it's stupid and it works, is it actually stupid?

Yes, stupid.

Sorry, too easy.

BBQ Guy · May 27, 2021

Peckerwood.

What species of tree is that?
Or does it originate from a tree?

BBQ Guy · May 27, 2021

CamoDeafie said:
Another one and going to be pretty relevant this weekend

Men are accused of staring at women body parts while wearing swimsuits/bikinis..

Well.. we are so modest, we look at only the body parts thats covered in fabric!

Why is it women get upset when we see them jn their underwear but they're fine when they're wearing "bikinis" that shows more skin??

You been to a gym lately?

There are women fully clothed but the fabric doesn't leave much to wonder about.
Plus they stare at dudes as much as the men are taking in the sights.

CamoDeafie · May 27, 2021

BBQ Guy said:
You been to a gym lately?

There are women fully clothed but the fabric doesn't leave much to wonder about.
Plus they stare at dudes as much as the men are taking in the sights.

Hows that different fron the 1980s-1990s with Jazzercise, spandex by the mile and neon colors?

Flopsweat · May 28, 2021

CamoDeafie said:
Hows that different fron the 1980s-1990s with Jazzercise, spandex by the mile and neon colors?

Hey, I'm not complaining.

Ura-Ki · May 28, 2021

CamoDeafie said:
Hows that different fron the 1980s-1990s with Jazzercise, spandex by the mile and neon colors?

Dude, I grew up in the 80's
The spandex rocker chick with the big hair look was smokin hot! My first wife dressed like that when we were in highschool!

Flopsweat · May 28, 2021

The Cops kept yelling "Open up!" so finally I said "Sometimes I worry that people don't take me seriously." One of them yelled back "No, open the door stupid!"

CamoDeafie · May 28, 2021

Ura-Ki said:
Dude, I grew up in the 80's
The spandex rocker chick with the big hair look was smokin hot! My first wife dressed like that when we were in highschool!

I'm happy that high cut bikinis and swimsuits are sort of back

Ura-Ki · May 28, 2021

CamoDeafie said:
I'm happy that high cut bikinis and swimsuits are sort of back

My bride had one of those catalogs from some outfit in California, and she bought a couple of those bikinis from them, Damn I tell you what Smoken!!!

CamoDeafie · May 28, 2021

Ura-Ki said:
My bride had one of those catalogs from some outfit in California, and she bought a couple of those bikinis from them, Damn I tell you what Smoken!!!

California, eh? Could it be Brigit Swimwear?

or some version of that name...

Ura-Ki · May 28, 2021

CamoDeafie said:
California, eh? Could it be Brigit Swimwear? or some version of that name..

I don't really remember the company, it was some big mail order place, must have been 150 pages worth of serious eye candy!

BrentN · May 28, 2021

baker3gun said:
@BrentN

Ahhh. I knew there was a trick to it.

I'm a visual guy. you got any pics?

Ura-Ki said:
Dude, I grew up in the 80's
The spandex rocker chick with the big hair look was smokin hot! My first wife dressed like that when we were in highschool!

Parachute pants and a Squire Shop hoody? Mmm..mmm..finger lick'n good!