Stupid thoughts

[sobo]

I'd get that on a tee shirt but where would I wear it?

In Nottingham...

 

[SrMachoSolo]

I'd get that on a tee shirt but where would I wear it?

Preferably over your torso... or for the less risque members of society, around your waist... while your wearing underwear (asking for pants is too much these days).

Please just put on some clothes.


-Robert

 

[Flopsweat]

In Nottingham...

 

[Flopsweat]

Preferably over your torso... or for the less risque members of society, around your waist... while your wearing underwear (asking for pants is too much these days).

Please just put on some clothes.
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-Robert

How did you - are you like that Claire lady? Clair Voyant?

 

[HighlandLofts]

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

 

[Cavedweller]

 

[Flopsweat]

A friend of mine looked at me the other day and said what rhymes with orange.
I said no it doesn't.

 

[Cavedweller]

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint my eyes and ask, " Why, what did you hear?"

 

[sobo]

@Cavedweller That's one of my favorite memes...

 

[Flopsweat]

Entertaining Cheeses.


Click to enlarge. If you don't get it, read the sign.

 

[Cavedweller]

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east"

 

[Flopsweat]

When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east"

A friend of mine who lived in a rural community had a neighbor who would tell total strangers "You go down to where the Ziedeckers' farm used to be and turn right for about 5 miles." You could not get the guy to understand that they were not from around there and had no idea who the Ziedeckers were.

 

[sobo]

and had no idea who the Ziedeckers were.

...and especially where their farm used to be...

 

[Flopsweat]

...and especially where their farm used to be...

That's the next hurdle but you're never gonna get to that point.

 

[Flopsweat]

Clown defense.

 

[Cavedweller]

When I say, "the other day", I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

 

[CamoDeafie]

@Cavedweller , can you imagine what a bonkers movie or miniseries called "The Other Day I was...." in which all the most absurd "the other day I was..." all happened on the same literal day?

 

[Cavedweller]

@Cavedweller , can you imagine what a bonkers movie or miniseries called "The Other Day I was...." in which all the most absurd "the other day I was..." all happened on the same literal day?

Why, are you writing a screen play?

 

[CamoDeafie]

Why, are you writing a screen play?

What. No. Surely not. Nowhere near "creative" nor shrewd enough to actually want to work with Hollyweirdos.

 

[BBQ Guy]

What. No. Surely not. Nowhere near "creative" nor shrewd enough to actually want to work with Hollyweirdos.

The NWFAweirdos is okay though?....