Stupid thoughts

[Flopsweat]

The sentence "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" uses every letter in the English language.

And also conjures a pleasant visual.

 

[sobo]

The sentence "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" uses every letter in the English language.

So, do you think we can finally get typing teachers to sh*tcan that old "The quick brown fox" crap?

 

[Flopsweat]

So, do you think we can finally get typing teachers to sh*tcan that old "The quick brown fox" crap?

Only those who are not fleet of foot brunettes.

 

[Flopsweat]

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like, I know right?

 

[Flopsweat]

The steaks you say?

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[Xaevian]

This is the only place this story would be appreciated. Easily the most WTF story I've read all year. Prepare to be amazed:

https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/woman-caught-breastfeeding-her-hairless-cat-on-a-delta-flight/

 

[BrentN]

This is the only place this story would be appreciated. Easily the most WTF story I've read all year. Prepare to be amazed:

https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/woman-caught-breastfeeding-her-hairless-cat-on-a-delta-flight/

Bold use of the term "woman". Sounds more like a hairless cat breeder feeder lactating breasted individual. Is there an acronym for this?
Or maybe it is a ploy to get the SCOTUS to fold on the abortion issue. Maybe both?

 

[Xaevian]

A real quid pro quo, a tit for cat sort of thing. The description of the cat's reaction...priceless! Let meowtta here, right meow!

 

[sobo]

This is the only place this story would be appreciated. Easily the most WTF story I've read all year. Prepare to be amazed:

https://nypost.com/2021/12/02/woman-caught-breastfeeding-her-hairless-cat-on-a-delta-flight/

Welp, it's also being appreciated over in the Not enough Goofy Humor, too...

 

[Xaevian]

I can't access that thread. Did you cross post it? You should change the headline to one more descriptive, like:
"Woman and Hairless Pussy Shock Airline Passengers With Breastfeeding Nightmare".

 

[sobo]

I can't access that thread. Did you cross post it? You should change the headline to one more descriptive, like:
"Woman and Hairless Pussy Shock Airline Passengers With Breastfeeding Nightmare".

You should be able to access that thread now...

 

[Xaevian]

You should be able to access that thread now...

I have no words...for once, but sincerely thank you.

 

[Cavedweller]

Jo Ann Hardesty is such a babe!

 

[sobo]

Jo Ann Hardesty is such a babe!

Eee-yup, that's a pretty stupid thought. About the stupidest one I've heard voiced today...

 

[Cavedweller]

Eee-yup, that's a pretty stupid thought. About the stupidest one I've heard voiced today...

Only today? Damn, I was going for the record!

 

[johnny bob]

Always remember i before e except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. weird huh? Question: Scent- which is silent the S or the C? I don't know if I saw this on this site but I just ran across it again.

 

[RicInOR]

Model T to Lunar Rover -
-- Less time than from --
Lunar Rover to Today.


The last Model T rolled off of Ford's assembly line in May of 1927. Just forty four years later, on the last day of July in 1971, David Scott would drive an electric dune buggy on the moon.

That was the first of three Lunar Roving Vehicles that NASA sent up during the Apollo program. Cernan and Schmitt climbed off the last one, LRV-3, for the final time in the evening of December 13th, 1972. That was forty nine years ago.

 

[pharmseller]

Were they cruising for chicks, road hunting, or both?

 

[Flopsweat]

Were they cruising for chicks, road hunting, or both?

I think one of them was golfing.

 

[Cavedweller]

Maybe @Flopsweat will give me $100 for Christmas.