Oregon Shot through the Groin and Homeless you blame

[Nick Burkhardt]

Shot through the Groin and Homeless you blame. You give gun owners a bad name, bad name.

Portland man who accidentally shot himself in groin falsely claimed homeless man robbed, fired gun at him

A Portland man who accidentally shot himself in the groin but told police he was robbed and shot by a white homeless man at a bus stop was sentenced to nearly six years in federal prison.

www.oregonlive.com

Really Marcus? You shouldn't legally be playing with guns

Police arrest man after guns, cocaine found stashed inside NE Portland bar

Late Wednesday night, Portland Police officers responded to Katie's Backyard Bar on Northeast Sandy Blvd to conduct a walk-through based on possible gang activity.As officers arrived in the parking lot, they say several people ran into the bar. Police say

katu.com

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[CountryGent]

Wow, so much fail in such a short article.

 

[capdek]

"Records showed that a single bullet traveled through the top of his penis, through his right testicle, into his upper inner right thigh and exited through his lower right thigh, according to Burkhart."

 

[Camelfilter]

Poor fellow, musta missed this part of class:

 

[jbett98]

Thank God it was only a .40 caliber, as a 44 magnum would have blown his dingus clean off

 

[2A2Dend]

I guess you could say, he's not a head in the game

 

[Siglvr]

"Records showed that a single bullet traveled through the top of his penis, through his right testicle, into his upper inner right thigh and exited through his lower right thigh, according to Burkhart."

Justice would have been both testes blown off followed up by a 15 year prison sentence.

 

[slimmer13]

I guess you could say, he's not a head in the game

He really got the shaft

 

[Stomper]

Just another overgrown kid THINKING he's a man....

 

[bogeycentral]

Cheddar Bob FTW!

 

[DB is Here]

Appendix carry anyone?

 

[OldTengu]

What a dummy.

 

[frank linkh]

What a dummy.

Good times!

 

[frank linkh]

Good times!

Might not be able to buff that out.

 

[2A2Dend]

He really got the shaft

That cranks BUSTED.
LOLOLOLOL!!!!

 

[2A2Dend]

What a dummy.

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

are we really not gonna acknowledge that the kahr had a FTE

 

[frank linkh]

Can we get this story on Good morning America? Probably not. Larry the Cable guy would say that this is really funny, I don't care who you are, got r done dude,

 

[sobo]

Shot through the Groin and Homeless you blame. You give gun owners a bad name, bad name.

Portland man who accidentally shot himself in groin falsely claimed homeless man robbed, fired gun at him

A Portland man who accidentally shot himself in the groin but told police he was robbed and shot by a white homeless man at a bus stop was sentenced to nearly six years in federal prison.

www.oregonlive.com

"He paid a significant price with his physical injuries and the sentence he's now going to receive,'' Assistant U.S. Attorney Lewis Burkhart said.

Records showed that a single bullet traveled through the top of his penis, through his right testicle, into his upper inner right thigh and exited through his lower right thigh, according to Burkhart.

Can't make this bubblegum up!

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

talk about penetration.

sheesh