Oregon Shot through the Groin and Homeless you blame

[Stomper]

' Davis, described by the prosecutor in court papers as a member of the Rolling 60s gang, was on federal supervision from a 2016 conviction for possession with intent to distribute cocaine. He has prior convictions in Multnomah County for assault and attempted murder.'

Not exactly a choir boy, is he?

However, he really was one lucky dude - he was the owner, it seems, of a probably unique left-hand Kahr pistol...unless. of course, that is a factory option.

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The loaded .40 caliber Kahr Arms PM handgun found in the car of Marcus Anthony Davis Jr.'s girlfriend, according to prosecutors. The gun had blood on it and a shell casing was stuck in the slide.

Wouldn't be surprised if that was his foreskin and not a shell casing....

 

[cigars]

I may be a lot of things but at least I aint that guy.

 

[Stomper]

Appendix carry anyone?

he will be carrying in his prison wallet for the next six years.

 

[Ura-Ki]

Bet he doesn't have the balls to try that again!

Play stupid games, shoot your Peter off!

 

[sobo]

Bet he doesn't have the balls to try that again!

According to the article, he shot through his right one. So no, he doesn't have the balls to try that again...

Play stupid games, shoot your Peter off!

And a ball...

 

[jtoran]

"Records showed that a single bullet traveled through the top of his penis, through his right testicle, into his upper inner right thigh and exited through his lower right thigh, according to Burkhart."

I was hoping not to read that again.

 

[sobo]

I laugh every time I read it.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

 

[Tony617]

Oh my -- what a dork.

Ivars Salmon House in Seattle has a, "Whalemaker Lounge" where the are whale dorks displayed. This Azzhat doesn't qualify.

 

[Xaevian]

Guess he can never do hard time, now. His prison name is gonna be Prince Albert Halfbaggins.


Nice headshot! Aim small, miss small.

 

[Wombat of Doom]

he will be carrying in his prison wallet for the next six years.

You know, the kgb made a pistol for that.

 

[Xaevian]

Is it called a sub-kompakt Balzoff?

 

[Ura-Ki]

Ivan's testicular terror!

Talk about a bad case of Ballistic Erectile Disfunction!

 

[jbett98]

I wonder if his girlfriend has dumped his sorry azz already.

 

[titsonritz]

If only he could have done before having children.

 

[rednek80]

Typical thug. "Holsters are for pussies."
Yeah, and now you're not.

 

[Stomper]

You know, the kgb made a pistol for that.

Is it called a sub-kompakt Balzoff?

Ivan's testicular terror!

Talk about a bad case of Ballistic Erectile Disfunction!

If you haven't heard of him, I give you... "Doughnut Operator".

 

[Wombat of Doom]

This one.

 

[awshoot]

WAS.

Shortest post, biggest win.

 

[cigars]

His short-long-arm inspections will now be not-so-long arm inspections.

 

[Xaevian]

Now I know what all you guys mean by dead nutz accurate. Too bad he had to go off half cocked.

Minute of dangle...all.day.long.