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Ode' to Hipsters, Wastin' away again in Margaritaville (Dirty Hipsterville)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Trlsmn, Sep 20, 2010.

  1. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffets "Margaritaville"

    (Thanks to the Hobbit for helping refine the lyrics)


    Enjoyin' the sponge cake
    As I idly get baked
    My dirty hair is covered with oil
    Drinking a six pack
    On my second Cig pack
    Smell that Ramen it's beginnin to boil

    Chorus:
    Wastin away again in Dirty Hipsterville
    Searching for why my life, is in default
    I like to claim that it's the economy to blame
    But I know, that it's George Bush's fault

    I don't know the reason
    I stay down here all season
    Nothin' to show but half my body tattoo'd
    But they improve beauty
    Cause I'm not a cutie
    But how will they look when I'm 62?

    Chorus:
    Wastin away again in Dirty Hipsterville
    Searching for why my life is in default
    I like to claim that it's the economy to blame
    But I know that it's George Bush's fault

    I rolled up my last pot
    Smoke up some crack rock
    No money for Cigs so I cruised on back home
    But I've got Oregon Trail card splendor
    And soon it will render
    That legal tender that helps me hang on

    Chorus:
    Wastin away again in Dirty Hipsterville
    Searching for why my life is in default
    I like to claim that it's the economy to blame
    But I know it's George Bush's fault
    Yes and some people claim that it's the economy to blame
    But I know that it's George Bush's fault
     
  2. oasis618

    oasis618 Tacoma, Wa Active Member

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    Chef AND songwriter eh?
     
  3. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    Idle hand are the devils playground.... :p
     
  4. pdxjohann

    pdxjohann Portland near Tigard Member

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    like it
     
  5. RobertJ.

    RobertJ. Seaside, OR Member

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    Weird Al would approve.