Ode' to Hipsters, Wastin' away again in Margaritaville (Dirty Hipsterville)

[Trlsmn]

Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffets "Margaritaville"

(Thanks to the Hobbit for helping refine the lyrics)


Enjoyin' the sponge cake
As I idly get baked
My dirty hair is covered with oil
Drinking a six pack
On my second Cig pack
Smell that Ramen it's beginnin to boil

Chorus:
Wastin away again in Dirty Hipsterville
Searching for why my life, is in default
I like to claim that it's the economy to blame
But I know, that it's George Bush's fault

I don't know the reason
I stay down here all season
Nothin' to show but half my body tattoo'd
But they improve beauty
Cause I'm not a cutie
But how will they look when I'm 62?

Chorus:
Wastin away again in Dirty Hipsterville
Searching for why my life is in default
I like to claim that it's the economy to blame
But I know that it's George Bush's fault

I rolled up my last pot
Smoke up some crack rock
No money for Cigs so I cruised on back home
But I've got Oregon Trail card splendor
And soon it will render
That legal tender that helps me hang on

Chorus:
Wastin away again in Dirty Hipsterville
Searching for why my life is in default
I like to claim that it's the economy to blame
But I know it's George Bush's fault
Yes and some people claim that it's the economy to blame
But I know that it's George Bush's fault

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[oasis618]

Chef AND songwriter eh?

 

[Trlsmn]

Idle hand are the devils playground....

 

[pdxjohann]

like it

 

[RobertJ.]

Weird Al would approve.