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A razor-sharp Ryujin katana with a differentially hardened 5160 spring steel blade. This is within arm's reach of my workstation in my office and would make quick work of any would-be intruder.
 
Very loud harsh words keeps ye olde homestead protected from the depredations of house invaders...works for me, along with the sound of racking my pump action shotgun...joe biden taught me that...and he knows stuff.
 
One thing I've got at the ready out in the open is this handheld antique mirror. It must weigh 5 pounds, doesn't have the mirror glass in it anymore, and has a very nice handle on it.
 
I have a shortened axe handle on my work bench in the garage, as i had an aggressive young man selling something, enter my garage when the doors were open. I opened a car door and kept it between us. He finally left and made a nasty comment on leaving, since i did not purchase what he was selling.
 
Pushy sales types would benefit from a face full of pepper spray.

So, he call the cops...so what?

He's a home invader and lucky you didn't shoot him instead...
 
I like the movies where the castle defenders pour boiling oil out of a cauldron down onto invaders trying to scale the castle walls using ladders. I think I read the oil can boil the skin right off the bones.

But I can't figure out how to mount a cauldron over my front door. I would probably need an electric cauldron to make this work. Does anybody have a particular favorite type of oil for this application?
 
I like the movies where the castle defenders pour boiling oil out of a cauldron down onto invaders trying to scale the castle walls using ladders. I think I read the oil can boil the skin right off the bones.

But I can't figure out how to mount a cauldron over my front door. I would probably need an electric cauldron to make this work. Does anybody have a particular favorite type of oil for this application?
the stuff I can wring out of a pepperoni pizza would do fine, I think. Make the crispy bad guy smell tasty, too. It's a win win
 
the stuff I can wring out of a pepperoni pizza would do fine, I think. Make the crispy bad guy smell tasty, too. It's a win win
Oh, I like that! It would also give me plausible deniability regarding being overly aggressive with a weapon, I could just claim that I cook my pizzas in the cauldron and this was merely a household accident.
 

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