Man tries to rob gun store with a baseball bat!

[Spray-n-pray]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha......

That is all.

Deputies: Baseball bat used to rob Portland gun store - KPTV - FOX 12

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[One-Eyed Ross]

Obviously he didn't think this out...

 

[coop44]

wonder if he's in the idiot wing at the jail?

 

[walkersrule19]

darwin awards candidate for sure.

 

[Kevinkris]

thats the store i bought my witness from. those guys always have a weapon on their hips, he clearly never took the time to walk in before making the decision.

 

[drew]

darwin awards candidate for sure.

He didn't get killed so no Darwin award. Definitely a dumba** award winner though.

 

[BAMCIS]

The only example (I can think of) where the dumbing down of America actually has a positive outcome.

 

[BAMCIS]

The Darwin posts made me think of something scary. This guy probably has or will have off-spring and they are going to be voters one day.

 

[iGun]

Yeah, that's one for the dumbasses of the year file. It's not my favorite gun store (by a long shot), but I'm glad no customers or staff were injured.

 

[Kevinkris]

yea, after i went back for ammo and got turned away because i wasnt interested in another gun, ive decided to only window shop there from now on. better off spending my money at other places.

 

[accessbob]

Now that is the epitomy of stupid. There just are no words to describe unless he WANTED to go to jail or maybe get shot to death. Amazing.

 

[Kid@Heart]

Valedictorian at his Public School.

 

[Certaindeaf]

I kinda chuckled at the two on-duty unarmed security guards at the NW Armory weekend event this morning.

 

[dusty]

Thats one of Oba_maos sons..........he was just turning his life around......

 

[Trailboss]

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle..."

 

[Certaindeaf]

Kinda like the guy that goes into a cop bar to rob it.. yea, good luck with that.

 

[The B]

I wonder if he was under some unfounded preconceived notion that the guns in the cases were loaded, but the ones on the hips were not..

Criminals have a lot of weird myths they believe.. They often seem to think they know lots of outs and tricks and shortcuts, only to find out the hard way that the law doesn't really provide any.

 

[accessbob]

I kinda chuckled at the two on-duty unarmed security guards at the NW Armory weekend event this morning.

Those are for crowd control. But the employees are armed if anything that needs an armed response occurs.

~~ Bob

 

[VegasGlocker]

Thats one of Oba_maos sons..........he was just turning his life around......

I'm waiting for Obama to say: "If I had a son, he would look like Derrick."

 

[Gaucho Gringo]

The guy is a total idiot. Of course the media idiots who are writing the report aren't much better, having apparently flunked spelling in basic English in college. Here it is verbatim "That didn't seem to phase the manager". Too much TV, cable and video games. I can usually tell the age of a person posting by their grammar and spelling mistakes on forums and news reports. I am sure glad I am not going to be around to witness the final collapse