LOOK: Man reaches for foul ball, reveals concealed firearm

[edslhead]

Talk about making news out of nothing.

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on...all-reveals-concealed-firearm?FTAG=YHF7e3228e

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[Gunner3456]

The Astros say he was one of theirs - plain clothes security.
They prohibit guns there and have metal detectors.
https://twitter.com/astros/status/605765390757560321

 

[edslhead]

Exactly! So how did this make the news?

 

[decklin]

How the hell is that staying in his waistband without a belt?

 

[bolus]

"Update: The Astros released the following statement on Tuesday:

Some officers were in plain clothes, including the officer who was shown on our broadcast catching a foul ball (cont'd)

— #VoteAstros (@astros) June 2, 2015
...as they attended this special ceremony for Tyler Martin.

— #VoteAstros (@astros) June 2, 2015
Phew, that's much better."

(bold added by me) The reason why this was news is because the author, Mike Axisa, is a wuss and is scared of guns. And he wants everyone else who is scared of guns to read his article and give him praise for stopping a terrorist attack.

Yes, Mike, Phew! holy crap that was a close one! Millions of people nearly died! That guy with a concealed carry gun nearly came over to your house to rape your cats and lick your tooth brush. He probably would have poured your hair gel down the toilet too.

 

[Kristina]

How the hell is that staying in his waistband without a belt?

I was going to make a joke about tactical concealed carry boxer shorts but then I Googled it and they actually exist:

 

[F2CMaDMaXX]

Not saying i'm interested in those, but i'm interested in those...

 

[U201494]

Not saying i'm interested in those, but i'm interested in those...

Me too! Might be the only way for me to put a noticeable bulge in my boxers.

 

[F2CMaDMaXX]

Haha, i'm thinking great for shorts in the summer!

 

[M. D. Van Norman]

You guys are killing me!

 

[parallax]

I wonder if those come in spiderman themed print?

 

[Hrethgir]

Haha, i'm thinking great for shorts in the summer!

I was thinking the same thing, until I priced them. $55 for 1 pair, or a 3 pack for $110. Nope!

 

[F2CMaDMaXX]

Holy crap!

Er, yeah, no.

 

[edslhead]

I almost bought a pair but think I'll wait till they put in that bulletproof cup.

 

[cigars]

How the hell is that staying in his waistband without a belt?

Versacarry. They rock. I use one everyday.

 

[fxdc]

Gun free zone.... huh huh
= ???????

 

[ConcreteJungle]

Haha, i'm thinking great for shorts in the summer!

my CrossBreed SuperTuck works great with shorts/slacks/jeans/etc.
a little pricier than other holster options but very comfortable all day long.

 

[F2CMaDMaXX]

Yeah, actually found my Aliengear works really well in shorts, so no problems

 

[coyotecaller]

I was thinking the same thing, until I priced them. $55 for 1 pair, or a 3 pack for $110. Nope!

Then it's time to get the needle and thread and modify your boxers

 

[soberups]

I almost bought a pair but think I'll wait till they put in that bulletproof cup.

Some of us are shooting blanks and wouldn't need the cup.