Learn the facts, you rubes!

[Paolung]

The REAL facts about guns... what's your favorite?












p.s... this is satire, if anyone is unaware.

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[3MTA3]

Well, this one is pretty accurate:
Alec Baldwin still has access to guns. - A terrifying thought.

 

[Stomper]

Phhhppttt…. look around you, obviously facts don't matter.

 

[Bobbygun]

• Bob Gun invented the gun to kill deer in 1704, and Hitler adapted them for killing humans in 1935. - Before that, nobody had ever been murdered before.

Bob Gun was my great, great, great, great, grandaddy. Maybe.

 

[Flopsweat]

12 million sea turtles are killed by assault guns every minute.

 

[Stomper]

The shoulder thing that pops up can give you an earache in your eye.

 

[arakboss]

How's about a 2nd Amendment fact. The "shall not" part actually means "shall be".

 

[po18guy]

• Bob Gun invented the gun to kill deer in 1704, and Hitler adapted them for killing humans in 1935. - Before that, nobody had ever been murdered before.

Bob Gun was my great, great, great, great, grandaddy. Maybe.

In fact, Cain's menacing appearance scared his brother Abel to death - so it was not technically a murder.