Irresponsible gun owners…

[Stomper]

You've had that two YEARS? I see that and think: "that's a decent weekend. Might need to run to the liquid store late Sunday though."

Spendy habit…. My BIL looked up those labels, and one of those bottles is $300!

 

[Nosferatu]

Aw c'mon, the Crown Royal has the mixer already in it! Saves time.

They thought they were doing the world a favor by leaving the maple syrup OUT of something for a change. Didn't work.

 

[Stomper]

Obviously, there appears to be a few of 'em that were not impressed with your work.....

They gladly paid my confiscatory rates, and then I had two choices… they begged me take their wives and of age virgin daughters or the whiskey, and since ONE woman (my wife) is enough trouble….

 

[Nosferatu]

and since ONE woman (my wife) is enough trouble….

You traded her for a half bottle of Crown?

 

[Flopsweat]

You traded her for a half bottle of Crown?

Mistakes were made, words were exchanged, it was a rough day for everyone.

 

[Stomper]

You traded her for a half bottle of Crown?

Actually, it was a 20-oz USDA Prime ribeye steak and a fresh strawberry milkshake.

 

[Nosferatu]

Mistakes were made, words were exchanged, it was a rough day for everyone.

Except the (ex) wife. She's sittin' pretty with a new hope.

 

[Nosferatu]

Actually, it was a 20-oz USDA Prime ribeye steak and a fresh strawberry milkshake.

You had me until strawberry. You should have held out for malted.

 

[Stomper]

You had me until strawberry. You should have held out for malted.

Blech!! That would be almost as bad as blending in a slice of rhubarb pie into it!!

 

[Flopsweat]

Blech!! That would be almost as bad a blending in a slice of rhubarb pie into it!!

You've got a scotch on that shelf that goes with rhubarb pie...

 

[Nosferatu]

Blech!! That would be almost as bad a blending in a slice of rhubarb pie into it!!

Yahbut...strawberry? Fess up, you were the one in the LGBTQXYVWXXVTUV_++++---+ club the other night that disabled the disabled idiot?

 

[Stomper]

You've got a scotch on that shelf that goes with rhubarb pie...

The ONLY thing that goes with rhubarb pie is my trash can, or garbage disposal!

Yahbut...strawberry? Fess up, you were the one in the LGBTQXYVWXXVTUV_++++---+ club the other night that disabled the disabled idiot?

Naw, I don’t believe in messing with the process of natural selection… you may get bitten!

 

[Yarome]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7138538617668160814

 

[Nosferatu]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7138538617668160814

Not clicking. That has "embed my OS with Chinavirus" all over it!

 

[Stomper]

Not clicking. That has "embed my OS with Chinavirus" all over it!

You were raised as a child forced to only wear short-pants, huh?



Go on, click it! It’s actually hilarious. You won’t be one of the NWFA cool kids if you don’t click it.

 

[I594 Sucks]

Today I received a phone call from a customer stating they were inside of our restrooms and had found a gun… in light of last nights shooting, I didn’t know what I’m walking into. I took every precaution I could to make contact and procure the pistol. It was loaded and ready to go. I put it in our safe until LE arrived. The citizen who reported it was upstanding, and soon after I have a petite blonde telling me she’s sorry and that it was her gun. I told her the police were on their way and that she could deal with them and that I was in no way gonna give her the gun. When LE showed up I explained that when I release this weapon to you that you need to exit the store before you return it. They walked out…He never questioned her or asked for her CPL… just handed it right to her and left…. Unbelievable!!!!!!!!! Seriously had no words for her while on the clock
I’m just glad no kids or vagrants got ahold of it! Rant over!!

Wow...

I found a gun, in an unmarked case, outside of a church bazaar.

I took it into the church, showed it to the ladies running the bazaar, then proceeded to "safe" it.

I gave the gun to the ladies and suggested they contact the sheriff's department to come pick it up.

Later that day, I came across the guy who lost the gun and told him where to find it. I didn't ask for ID, I didn't insist he contact law enforcement, I simply told him the ladies at the church probably had it.

People drop things, all the time. I certainly wasn't going to go all Beto O'Rourke on the guy, over an innocent mistake.

 

[Nosferatu]

You were raised as a child forced to only wear short-pants, huh?



Go on, click it! It’s actually hilarious. You won’t be one of the NWFA cool kids if you don’t click it.

I wish I were allowed to wear pants.

"cool kids" is nothing I've been accused of before. I'm too old to try it out now.

 

[Nosferatu]

Wow...

I found a gun, in an unmarked case, outside of a church bazaar.

I took it into the church, showed it to the ladies running the bazaar, then proceeded to "safe" it.

I gave the gun to the ladies and suggested they contact the sheriff's department to come pick it up.

Later that day, I came across the guy who lost the gun and told him where to find it. I didn't ask for ID, I didn't insist he contact law enforcement, I simply told him the ladies at the church probably had it.

People drop things, all the time. I certainly wasn't going to go all Beto O'Rourke on the guy, over an innocent mistake.

Dude, read the room. We're not interested in the OP anymore. Pretty much making fun of each other now.

Don't get this bubblegum locked by staying on topic!

 

[JRuby]

Why water it down - I like the taste of good whiskey straight

 

[Nosferatu]

Why water it down - I like the taste of good whiskey straight

Homo.