He is lucky to still have his arm IDIOT!

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  1. fredball

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  2. Joe13

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    Yea that dude was a fruit loop.

    From what I remember about the story, the animal control was really late responding and this guy was a "reptile scientist" (yea, it's 7am and I can't remember the correct term lol) and thought he would try and help out.

    It's a good lesson in a fight though...

    If your gonna go after a gator, you better commit to it on the first go around and not hesitate.

    Works for those 2 legged ones too.
     
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    That is NOT the Crocodile Hunters dad! :rolleyes:
     
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    He hesitated.

    Wasn't committing to the process. That's where he failed.
     
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  5. Ron Eagle Elk

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    Bet he saw those guys on TV do it and thought, I got this. Yup, sure. Reminds me of a "Hold my beer and watch this." moment.
     
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    Back when I was a crocodile hunter apprentice, I was told to grab the top of the nose. Not behind th eyes.
     
  7. 45alive

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    Never did like Golf and somehow this does not surprise me. No offense to Golfers.
     
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    So they pick the skinny old man to jump on this huge gator?!
    And that idiot attacks it with a kitten paw?!

    He's lucky that darwin felt sorry for him and gave him another chance.
     
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    Gotta love those famous last words in the video,,, yep call the medics dude! And in the words of the immortal Bugs bunny,"What an ultra maroon". Yes Sir Fredball, a full blown dumb azz IDIOT!
     
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    Silly fella, suppose ta turn em over an rub his belly before tryin' ta grab em..........:confused:
     
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    He stayed in a Holiday Inn Express and watched Steve Erwin of Crocodile Hunter the night before.....
    Dumbazz.......
     
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    Fredball said it all! IDIOT!!!:rolleyes:
     
  13. The B

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    Hmm.. do you supposed the result deviated much from his expectations?

    Did he think he was just going to bear-hug a 200lb alligator out of a ditch.... and that it was just gonna be cool with that?

    The betard is strong in this one.
     
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    Yep a complete and total DA. LOL
     

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