Gun fires from girl's purse in Cheyenne, WY Starbucks

[Phillyfan]

Conspiracy theories abound but the one your are most likely to believe is the furthest from the truth. I shouldn't be saying anything here, as very few of you have the mind capable of wrapping itself around what I'm about tell you: She shot and killed something in the store that day. Police have cordoned off the building and my sources obtained unscrambled radio records indicating "the package" and the girl were taken into military custody for questioning. Without further information, I cannot say if she's one of us... or a bounty hunter from another solar system. They're out there and we have to keep up the good fight. This is bigger than Liberal, Brady or Democrat. It's bigger than Earth. Wake up you fools.

This is obviously true, and we need to plan accordingly. The Starbucks aliens have been using some kind of mind control for years to convince us that there 35 cent coffee was worth 12 times more than our coffee at home! Those brilliant bastards!

 

[doubletap007]

This is obviously true, and we need to plan accordingly. The Starbucks aliens have been using some kind of mind control for years to convince us that there 35 cent coffee was worth 12 times more than our coffee at home! Those brilliant bastards!

and quite obvious that they choose "star"bucks because they can relate to stars and space.which is also why they choose seattle based company starbucks because of the "space"needle and"planet"hollywood.
it all makes sense now...the aliens have taken over and this girl was an alien bounty hunter.

 

[Phillyfan]

and quite obvious that they choose "star"bucks because they can relate to stars and space.which is also why they choose seattle based company starbucks because of the "space"needle and"planet"hollywood.
it all makes sense now...the aliens have taken over and this girl was an alien bounty hunter.

You know Paul Allen is involved in this somehow. They probably killed Kurt Cobain because he knew too much, made it look like a suicide. Quick, someone play Sir-Mix-Alot backwards and see what it says!

 

[doubletap007]

You know Paul Allen is involved in this somehow. They probably killed Kurt Cobain because he knew too much, made it look like a suicide. Quick, someone play Sir-Mix-Alot backwards and see what it says!

sammy hagar is next,he says the aliens have already tapped into his brain.
i think they use starbucks to make you drink the nano robots and thats how they get in your body.this all makes sense now,paul allen is satan!

 

[VW_Factor]

 

[Phillyfan]

I knew that dude from Pearl Jam wasn't human, nobody looks that high and can still walk! Hate to say it, but we may need to nuke Seattle and the Tri-City area. We'll exume Jimmie Hendricks first and move the gravesite of course.

 

[doubletap007]

never trust a guy who cant even comb his hair.this guy is a fruitcake.

 

[oldbrass]

never trust a guy who cant even comb his hair.this guy is a fruitcake.

Thats because like the girl with the gun in her purse he drinks Starbucks

 

[olydemon]

never trust a guy who cant even comb his hair.this guy is a fruitcake.

I always think of the scene in "there's something about Mary" when I see his hair.

 

[borrowedsig]

Who is that guy?

Matt

 

[doubletap007]

Who is that guy?

Matt

he's the fruitcake from "ancient aliens"on history channel.he does other documentries on aliens too but he believes aliens exist anyhow and therefore he is a fruitcake that did too much acid in college.

 

[Lincoln4]

You guys are killin' me. Just like Washington is killin' Baylor!

 

[doubletap007]

know who else i think are aliens?...the olson twins.they look like little elves with big eyes...i bet they drank starbucks with the nano robots in it.

 

[doubletap007]

this is the military commander that showed up to take the alien and girl into custody




he kinda looks like a winged sprint car

 

[AOTAC]

He looks like a republican.

 

[oasis618]

Conspiracy theories abound but the one your are most likely to believe is the furthest from the truth. I shouldn't be saying anything here, as very few of you have the mind capable of wrapping itself around what I'm about tell you: She shot and killed something in the store that day. Police have cordoned off the building and my sources obtained unscrambled radio records indicating "the package" and the girl were taken into military custody for questioning. Without further information, I cannot say if she's one of us... or a bounty hunter from another solar system. They're out there and we have to keep up the good fight. This is bigger than Liberal, Brady or Democrat. It's bigger than Earth. Wake up you fools.

Sarcasm is a first language to me but even I don't have a clue what you are getting at here. Is this sarcasm or did your pills run out?

 

[doubletap007]

He looks like a republican.

actually he kinda looks democrat with the solar panels on his head to stop"global warming"i think it's al gore.

 

[AOTAC]

Sarcasm is a first language to me but even I don't have a clue what you are getting at here. Is this sarcasm or did your pills run out?

If you're referring to the Viagra... that was put in my drink without my knowledge. If you must know, I just wanted to flex my creative writing skills with a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Is it not every bit as plausible as the others?

actually he kinda looks democrat with the solar panels on his head to stop"global warming"i think it's al gore.

Democrats aren't that overweight. Besides, it's a Tie fighter of the Republican Federation.

 

[Working 4 U]

I bet Buck Rogers of the 25th Century is just spinning is his grave, how could this of happend in his coffee shop. I know its bad, but lets see how many people get it. And here is a trivia question what was the good dr's name that was on Twigis chest?

 

[Phillyfan]

I bet Buck Rogers of the 25th Century is just spinning is his grave, how could this of happend in his coffee shop. I know its bad, but lets see how many people get it. And here is a trivia question what was the good dr's name that was on Twigis chest?

All I know is Wilma (Erin Grey) was totally hot.