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[nammac]

Judging by my 401k balance so far this year, I think it's me...

Let's go, Brandon!

Yup, Brandon is shrinking my 401k like a Richard exposed to ice water…

 

[thorborg]

 

[nammac]

Yup, Brandon is shrinking my 401k like a Richard exposed to ice water…

Meaning retirement in the next 4-5 years is quickly slipping away, I'll be working until I'm 75 at this rate of loss…

Youngest will embark on college in just 4 years, so there's that expense, unless I can cut my income enough for her to qualify for all those free federal programs that the boarder crashers get…

 

[Richo877]

 

[sobo]

Meaning retirement in the next 4-5 years is quickly slipping away, I'll be working until I'm 75 at this rate of loss…

Youngest will embark on college in just 4 years, so there's that expense, unless I can cut my income enough for her to qualify for all those free federal programs that the boarder crashers get…

Yup, I hear ya. Oldest is finishing up his third year (he did Running Start in high school, and everything transferred, so he entered university as a full-fledged junior), and youngest will be a senior in HS next year (also doing Running Start). So, I've got at least three more years of college payments ahead of me...

 

[trunner]

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Why does she think those are exclusive?

 

[Richo877]

Why does she think those are exclusive?

 

[sobo]

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Mein Gott! What a butt!

 

[oregonferret]

Hope it's not you.

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Actually 6 week's ago one of the guy's I went to high school with did.
He was carrying a 12 gauge double barrel Richardson style gorilla gun ( Home Made )
Dropped it walking up the step's.
It fell, hit the step's, went off ( both barrel's , Bird shot) shooting his ball sack off, severing alot of his penis, and messing up his rectum.
Now he's pissing in a bag, stuffing what's left of his sack with cotton a couple times a day, and crapping in a bag from the side of his gut's.

It ain't all fun and games folk's.
Do stupid thing's win stupid prize's....

The only good thing was ATF didn't charge him for a Illegal SBS.
I think they felt he was already punished enough...

 

[Xaevian]

Actually 6 week's ago one of the guy's I went to high school with did.
He was carrying a 12 gauge double barrel Richardson style gorilla gun ( Home Made )
Dropped it walking up the step's.
It fell, hit the step's, went off ( both barrel's , Bird shot) shooting his ball sack off, severing alot of his penis, and messing up his rectum.
Now he's pissing in a bag, stuffing what's left of his sack with cotton a couple times a day, and crapping in a bag from the side of his gut's.

It ain't all fun and games folk's.
Do stupid thing's win stupid prize's....

The only good thing was ATF didn't charge him for a Illegal SBS.
I think they felt he was already punished enough...

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Gee, thanks?

 

[VanceInWA]

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Wearing high-heel shoes like that must play hell on the accuracy of her shooting...

 

[VanceInWA]

 

[pharmseller]

Rectum?

Damn near killed him!

 

[P7M13]

Rectum?

Damn near killed him!

It's not finished yet - he's walking a narrow path. Mess up on dressing changes, handle his colostomy bag carelessly, and it can be over pretty quick.

 

[The Heretic]

 

[The Heretic]

 

[The Heretic]

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

 

[Daddy0]