When I saw the subject of this post, the Bubblehead in me immediately thought of "Full Metal Jacket"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing his crotch] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
So, No I don't have a gun in my house. I keep it in my "Tent"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing his crotch] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
So, No I don't have a gun in my house. I keep it in my "Tent"