Burglar’s body fatally crushed by a 900-pound safe

[66PonyCar]

Some lawyer will sue the homeowner. The police report states the safe was "suspended" by a floor jack. The lawyer will argue that it was not properly installed and as a result his dead client was killed by the homeowners wanton carelessness.

 

[Tony617]

When I bought my new gun safe the sales guy said he knew a guy that was renting a home and he had the safe with his guns in the garage but didn't bolt the safe to the garage floor. Apparently somebody just pulled a pickup truck into the garage and hauled the whole safe off.

 

[jbett98]

Looks like my neighbors garage. In all that hoarders junk, would anyone with half a brain think that the safe contained anything valuable.

 

[NWGlockgal]

Expect a lawsuit against homeowner from relathieves who have lost "beloved one" in this "tragic accident"

Yes, because the beloved one really was a good guy who was turning his life around.

 

[Hayharnel]

Life lessons don't try to steal empty safes ✔

 

[Alexx1401]

Was the safe hurt?

Maybe owner can sue the family for the damage clown did to his safe. Now that I would love to see!

 

[308]

I know it's sad that someone died this way....

I musta missed the sad part

 

[WWShooter]

Yeah, I read the OP about when it was posted and thought "I love a happy ending," but then someone introduced the notion of compassion for the dead, so I slunk away until now.

 

[Alexx1401]

Yeah, I read the OP about when it was posted and thought "I love a happy ending," but then someone introduced the notion of compassion for the dead, so I slunk away until now.

I have to admit I laughed out loud when I read it, felt a little bad, feel better now knowing so many others felt the same way

 

[cigars]

Yeah, I read the OP about when it was posted and thought "I love a happy ending," but then someone introduced the notion of compassion for the dead, so I slunk away until now.

Generally yes, compassion for the dead. What about some compassion for society which some dead held in contempt their entire adult lives? Seeking redemption and finding it certainly deserves compassion or at least acknowledgment. But if redemption was never sought, then the line forms on the right baby.

 

[JeremyK]

 

[jbett98]

The burglars dreams of quick riches were crushed.

 

[Phantom Man]

The home owner was priceless. "I don't know why he wanted to move it."
Perhaps he wanted what was in it...

 

[partsed]

Was the safe hurt?

I was going ask if the guns were okay???

 

[CamoDeafie]

Was Dustin Hoffman in the safe? or... D.B. Cooper's cash?

 

[pdempsey1097]

"relathieves"

 

[edzz]

Earlier in this thread questions were asked if this may have been an Acme safe.

Being that burglar was identified as Jeremiah Disney, I would highly doubt it, remember the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote are Looney Tunes employees and I suspect that their contracts would preclude sharing suppliers or script details.

Mind you this may explain why Disney did not survive the falling safe.

 

[EUGENE the REALTOR]

I'm really confused how he managed to do this. Even if you're trying to steal the safe would you pull the top end towards yourself? Even if he did, that would be difficult to do with a 900 lb safe unless you're the Mountain from GOT.

There must've been a 2nd guy who was pushing from the other side. After it crushed the guy his "friend" must've just left him there.

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

must have been a tactical fully semi automatic safe

 

[Diamondback]

Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes. Or, as I like to call it, "Karma On-the-Spot."