I call it the Daily Wipe Journal. It took an act of God to cancel my subscription back in 2012. Almost had to bomb a call center.Every damned morning between about 4am - 5-am (sometimes even sooner) I'm awakened by pee waves, which eventually leads to a massive S wave and then a splashy tsunami that leads to a whirlpool.
I quit using the Oregonian a couple decades ago, the ink rubs off….