Worst Case Scenario

[Certaindeaf]

Alright, the way this thread goes is someone continues on from the last post with the worst case scenario. I know but hey!.. gotta laugh at stuff with black humor or do the converse. Which is lame. Hence this thread.
Go time.

So there I was, just walking down the road, minding my own business.

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[waglockfan]

Hillary Clintoon rescued me and took me to the hospital where I got a blood transfusion from Senator Fiencrap. .....

 

[Certaindeaf]

Hillary Clintoon rescued me and took me to the hospital where I got a blood transfusion from Senator Fiencrap. .....

And heavens to Betsy, that transfusion included an air inclusion and I'd like to have died save for a horse kicking me in the head (works ever dang time).

 

[Member 5605]

You have been taking lithium and you suddenly have the urge to shat. Your shat's are so explosive you could clear a screen door at 25 paces. You drop your trousers as you start the notorious hunch that only a desperate man does when he knows that the explosive shat is coming... bracing yourself you look right to see the daycare with the kids lining the fence looking reminiscent of a WWE match as they stare your direction.

What do you do? Hold it or paint the road?