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Worst Case Scenario

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Certaindeaf, Jun 13, 2015.

  1. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    Alright, the way this thread goes is someone continues on from the last post with the worst case scenario. I know but hey!.. gotta laugh at stuff with black humor or do the converse. Which is lame. Hence this thread.
    Go time.

    So there I was, just walking down the road, minding my own business.
     
  2. waglockfan

    waglockfan Puget Sound Well-Known Member

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    Hillary Clintoon rescued me and took me to the hospital where I got a blood transfusion from Senator Fiencrap. .....
     
  3. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    And heavens to Betsy, that transfusion included an air inclusion and I'd like to have died save for a horse kicking me in the head (works ever dang time).
     
  4. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    You have been taking lithium and you suddenly have the urge to shat. Your shat's are so explosive you could clear a screen door at 25 paces. You drop your trousers as you start the notorious hunch that only a desperate man does when he knows that the explosive shat is coming... bracing yourself you look right to see the daycare with the kids lining the fence looking reminiscent of a WWE match as they stare your direction.

    What do you do? Hold it or paint the road?