The Chuck Norris Thread

[titsonritz]

Glock...for those times when a roundhouse from Chuck Norris is overkill.

 

[jbett98]

Just heard that Chuck is the new face for Glock and some of his fans aren't happy about it.

 

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[AMT]

Did you know that under Chuck Norris's beard is a 3rd fist?

Did you know that when Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't really push himself up? He is actually pushing the world down.

 

[parallax]

I saw on the news last week Chuck Norris was sky diving in Texas and his chute failed to open. The following day he took it back to the store for a refund.

 

[RicInOR]

Happy birthday Chuck March 10th.

Perform a roundhouse in honor of Chuck Norris’ 80th birthday facts (20 Photos)

Today, March 10th, 2020, the American icon Chuck Norris turns 80-years-old. In honor of this milestone, let's all celebrate with some fun facts (both real and legendary) about this incredible badass.

thechive.com

 

[EHJ]

Happy birthday Chuck March 10th.

Perform a roundhouse in honor of Chuck Norris’ 80th birthday facts (20 Photos)

Today, March 10th, 2020, the American icon Chuck Norris turns 80-years-old. In honor of this milestone, let's all celebrate with some fun facts (both real and legendary) about this incredible badass.

thechive.com

He's 80???

Man... do I feel sorry for The Grim Reaper if he tries to take him...

 

[jleavy1977]

When asked how many push ups Chuck Norris could do, he answered:
"All of them."