Ok, I'll start.
Chuck Norris doesn't use parachutes. He claims they only slow him down.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. He took it back the next day for a refund.
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life.
When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, Chuck doesn't get wet! The water gets Chucked!!!
Once Chuck Norris got shot. Sadly, the bullet died on the way to the hospital.
Chuck Norris doesn't use parachutes. He claims they only slow him down.
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open. He took it back the next day for a refund.
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars. That's why there's no signs of life.
When Chuck Norris goes for a swim, Chuck doesn't get wet! The water gets Chucked!!!
Once Chuck Norris got shot. Sadly, the bullet died on the way to the hospital.